The most dumb / ignorant / funny comment you've had about chickens?

[Quack Shack]

Just give them Midol and they'll get over it. Guess when they quit laying they will need a large fan to deal with hot flashes.

 

[horsejody]

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WOW. Is she vying for Mother of the Year or what?

Even if you WERE ignorant, moms aren't supposed to say it to you!!!!

Get you some overalls and a banjo, girl!!!! Tell Mom you want to get a family portrait.

If one of my relatives insinuated that I was stupid or ignorant, I would just say, "Oh, I guess that proves we must be related because it's genetic."

 

[cyanne]

Quote:
WOW. Is she vying for Mother of the Year or what?

Even if you WERE ignorant, moms aren't supposed to say it to you!!!!

Get you some overalls and a banjo, girl!!!! Tell Mom you want to get a family portrait.

If one of my relatives insinuated that I was stupid or ignorant, I would just say, "Oh, I guess that proves we must be related because it's genetic."

Good point!

 

[FrizzleFreak]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=161061&p=1
city slicker thread, worth many belly laughs!