The Official SCARY STORIES Thread! Be prepared to be CREEPED OUT!

[Spookwriter]

Scary stories you want, it is?

How far am I allowed to push the envelope here I wonder...

Someone give me a word legenth.
What would you like? Ghost, haunted house, murder or just
some plain simple pure evil?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Take it up to 11! Murder would be good~

 

[Spookwriter]

To please our royal Princess, murder it shall be. Murder most fowl.
Now, who shall I kill just to please you?

*I have always adored that book, "The Woodchipper Murder". One of
my all time favorites. Okay, killing your wife is against the law, but if you
just gotta do it, he laid a great plan. I admire the plan. He really tried.

Or the man that killed his new wife on their honeymoon for the insurance
money. The preacher that actually married them was involved. The preacher
was the person driving the car that ran over the woman. Great story. Stupid
ideal.

I have discussed with my wife many times the best way to kill her...

 

[ChickLover98]

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Go ahead and push it all the way opened. I need a good scare!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Hm... I'm annoyed at a young, cheerful man named Burgh. He's annoying. Please to kill him off in a way that involves bugs~

 

[Spookwriter]

Be this weekend before I get a chance to write. Real life takes
a lot of effort during the week. Trucking company. Driver issues
this week...two drivers quit, another in the hospital. Offering a
grand a week salary with no qualified takers.

Life was much easier when writing was all I did. Ran my car lot
from the house, set here and wrote while no one was looking.

 

[ChickLover98]

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WHOA THERE! Thats a scary story in itself!

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

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Theres a scarier one than that. I couldn't sleep after hearing that one(It was on a podcast)

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

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Hm... I'm annoyed at a young, cheerful man named Burgh. He's annoying. Please to kill him off in a way that involves bugs~

He's not that bad its bianca who annoys me.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Okay, here is a common one from around where I live:
(FAKE, in case you couldnt tell)
Click Click Slide:
A young girl and her older brother moved into an old house with their two parents. Everything was wonderful. The parents had good jobs, and the kids went to a lovely small school. One week after they moved in, at exactly midnight, the to children heard a sound. Click click slide. The girl went and told their parents, but they thought she was just imagining things. So she went back to sleep. The next night it happened again. The boy got up and turned the hallway light on. The girl was behind him. Right there, staring up at them, was a woman, about thirty. Se had black hair and black eyes. She had no finger nails and no legs. She was also wearing a camera on a string around her neck. The little girl screamed and went back to bed. The boy stayed. The woman put one hand in front of her and then the other, then she dragged herself across the hallway, click click slide, toward the boy. He went into his room and locked the door. She didn't come back until a few weeks later. That night the children saw her and ran. They hid in the bathroom cupboard until morning. In the morning, they thought it was safe. But when they opened the cupboard, the strange woman was there, leaning against the side of the cupboard. I cant remember what happens next but the kids are murdered.

This is for Princess Kumatora.
One day Burgh was standing around in his gym, waiting to be battled. Then Noma(That's my characters name) stormed in and started the battle. First she sent out her totally(not) awesome venipede(called "the mad hatter") who started a rebellion against Burgh. Soon all of Noma's and Burgh's pokemon were fighting against Burgh. But it was Noma's Kyurem that finished him off. Burgh's toomstone now lies in veilstone city.

Edited for grammar.