The Old Folks Home

[sourland]

I'll vouch for me.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I'm not opinionated, but I generally am correct. Although my husband won't admit it, lol.

 

[bruceha2000]

I'm not opinionated, but I generally am correct. Although my husband won't admit it, lol.

As in "you are welcome to your opinion even though you are wrong"?
Or "There is your way and the right way"?

Rest assured, most of us here are fighting some sort of chronic health condition (s)

Said humbly by one who has taken more than her share of the load!

I'll vouch for me.

 

[CapricornFarm]

As in "you are welcome to your opinion even though you are wrong"?
Or "There is your way and the right way"?


Said humbly by one who has taken more than her share of the load!

He has every right to be wrong....

 

[cmom]

I agree...

 

[bruceha2000]

Sure does, I think it is somewhere in the Constitution.

 

[CSolis]

Take said dog to local animal shelter problem solved
Welcome to Old Folks thread we are pretty opinionated but harmless

I do think you mean 'experienced'! Maybe a little old fashioned?

 

[microchick]

Are you sure about the 'harmless'?

Only if you are facing us. Turn your back though and all bets are off!

Don't mess with old folk. With each passing day, getting life isn't that much of a deterrent.

I saw that on a sweat shirt today and laughed so hard I almost spewed coffee.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Only if you are facing us. Turn your back though and all bets are off!

Don't mess with old folk. With each passing day, getting life isn't that much of a deterrent.

I saw that on a sweat shirt today and laughed so hard I almost spewed coffee.

How are you doing Becky?

 

[Beer can]

Good Morning! Grab a cup and enjoy.

To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

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Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

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It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

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I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

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I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

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I run like the winded.

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I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

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When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

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When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

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I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

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Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

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My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

This cracks me up because I actually do that. Anytime driving situation gets bad. I don't listen to music while driving but I do listen to downloaded podcasts everyday back and forth work drive. Whenever it's dark and raining hard or lots of snow I turn off the radio to 'focus' and sit further up in my seat to 'see better'....lol