The Old Folks Home

[Alaskan]

Totally.... Or "whats wrong??"

 

[perchie.girl]

What's that?

I haven't done joke of the day in a while but I just found a good one. I think this is real.

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response to their message. Here are some of the answers:

1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Brings a tug at the heart, doesn't it?!









Oh my that is funny...

deb

 

[dsqard]

Oz, as much as DH and I annoy the crap out of each other at times, his response would be the same as yours. We honestly tell each other we love each other every day more than once. Some days have more feeling behind it than others but just saying it helps to make you feel better. I wouldn't get rid of him for the world.

Mostly because who the heck has time to house train another?

 

[dsqard]

MUST


STOP


LOOKING


AT


CUTE



FABRICS


I have enough. I have enough. I have enough. I have enough. I have enough.

 

[dsqard]

OK just one more panel and I swear I am done.

ETA - Now really, who can resist that?
Besides it was ON SALE!!!

 

[dsqard]

I might have just fibbed and ordered this one too

It was ON SALE!!!! I couldn't say no, now could I?

 

[drumstick diva]

I love it too, so I am granting you a pardon

 

[drumstick diva]

ps especially love black faced sheep

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Lol. I dont really remember exactly what the dream was....but there were no giant spiders

Ok, fine, fine. I'll take one for the team and go back and find Shelob and take more pictures so you can have better dreams.

Mostly because who the heck has time to house train another?

Exactly. I just tried this and I got back "I love you, too." At least he was grammatically correct.

OK just one more panel and I swear I am done.



ETA - Now really, who can resist that?
Besides it was ON SALE!!!

OK it has bees. You must get it.

I might have just fibbed and ordered this one too


It was ON SALE!!!! I couldn't say no, now could I?

And flying farm animals? Tell me you ordered me one, too.

 

[bamadude]

@superchemicalgirl
You should change your screen name to super awesome girl. Thanks a ton.