Like fake meat.I am always highly suspicious of anything that pretends to be something that it isn't.
http://beyondmeat.com/
My son was a chef at a vegetarian Vietnamese restaurant. They made a lot of fake meat.
I've learned over time to make all coops with door latches that operate from inside and out.Oh my - silly Pip, thank goodness help was just a phone call away (and you had your phone).
X 2 - I got stuck in the coop one day -- DS had gone out with me to do chores and what not. Well, he got bored before I was done so he went back up to the house, latching the door behind him like a good boy....from the OUTSIDE (I always latch the inside latch while we are in the coop if it's a time we don't want the birds out ranging around).....didn't even occur to me at the time, was all wrapped up in what I was doing. Got done with the chores, turned to leave and SURPRISE! The pop door is the only other way out of there and there is no way *I* will fit through there. I didn't have my phone with me and the coop sits way out on the back side of the pasture so I just had to sit there and hang out with the birds and wait for someone to miss me. Given that I tend to spend a lot of time out there anyway no one thought to come looking for me, finally the neighbor guy happened to come out to his garden plot which was within in yelling distance to the coop so I got his attention and he rescued me.....I was about to give up and scale the wall between coop and stall, but that would have meant taking down the wire we have across the top gap and then making a 12 foot drop into the stall......which didn't sound like much fun to me. You better believe I had a release wired up the next day.
Thanks to my supporters, my trip to the grocery store was successful. I found my Rocky road ice cream - the guy said it was the last one. It was also pretty squishy. They were doing inventory and most of the stock was out of the freezer in grocery carts. But, trooper that I am - I took it anyway. Probably all ice crystals and stuff but the flavor I set out to get.![]()

We're loaded up with them now.I loooove bluebells.