OK, LOL you have convinced me. WHere did you buy your girls-- or do you have boys too??
I got them from Al's Quackery. Unsure if she's still on BYC, I think her name was LearyCow... but she's on FB as Al's Quackery. I think she's near Saco. I ended up hatching 4 boys and 1 girl. I have 2 boys and 1 girl left from that original hatch, but one of the boys isn't a pekin. All of my ducklings and other grown ducks that I hatched from them have met the fox or had another ill fate.
Not too many generations ago there was a diagnosis of "Hysteria," a disorder ONLY attributed to women, diagnosed by men. Treatment cannot be described in this forum, but there is very little doubt the "symptoms" included normal function for a wide - and I mean VERYwide - spectrum of the female population.
With such misdiagnosis, it is not surprising women were having heart attacks totally unnoticed by the medical community, and thus under-reported.
Someone made a movie about this... called Hysteria starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. It was recommended to me on Netflix, so I watched it one night. I was surprised to say the least, but it was good enough to watch to the end.