The Old Folks Home

[ChickenCanoe]

Oz, are you familiar with this place?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nonoys-Darag-Native-Chicken-farm/1458845407692056

 

[chickwhispers]

Bama are you out of jail yet?

 

[bamadude]

No

 

[Bunnylady]

Bama are you out of jail yet?

No

He's in and out so much, I think he moved in just to save some time. The only difference now is which way the lock faces on the door . . . .

 

[Peep_Show]

Elder joke time (and not PC, so be forewarned):

An old married couple are sitting side by side in their rockers when the old guy suddenly leans over and smacks his wife on the head.
"What's that for?!??" she says.
"For forty years of giving me bad sex."
She reached over and walloped a backhand on him.
He cried, "What's that for?!??"
"For knowing the difference."

 

[Peep_Show]

Please don't put me in jail.

 

[chickwhispers]

We don't have that power. It belongs to the Powers that be.

 

[ChickenCanoe]

He's in and out so much, I think he moved in just to save some time. The only difference now is which way the lock faces on the door . . . .

Like Otis Campbell on the Andy Griffith Show/Mayberry.

 

[chickwhispers]

 

[hennible]

Cover yourself in bacon.... Problem solved.

Make sure it's pork bacon and not beef bacon they sell beef bacon at Jewish restaurants... delis, whatever...