The Old Folks Home

[superchemicalgirl]

Oh did you get it?

 

[bamadude]

Oh did you get it? e

I did. It fits perfectly. Works great...You are awesome.
Im looking into shipping you a watermelon. I think its possible

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Please, don't. Our mail is slow and bumpy up here. I wanted peaches sooo bad to make peach amaretto jam (and our produce sucks up here unless it's local) so my parents mailed me some 2 day mail (it cost them 50$). This is what they looked like when they arrived:



Please don't waste your time! I'm really all set.

 

[bamadude]

Please, don't. Our mail is slow and bumpy up here. I wanted peaches sooo bad to make peach amaretto jam (and our produce sucks up here unless it's local) so my parents mailed me some 2 day mail (it cost them 50$). This is what they looked like when they arrived: Please don't waste your time! I'm really all set.

I have cold packs for shipping. And I could bubble wrap and double box the melon like shipping eggs...

 

[ChickenCanoe]

after 19.7 years of marriage, my response would still be "I love you too"

That's a beautiful thing.

 

[Cynthia12]

after 19.7 years of marriage, my response would still be "I love you too"

My DH would say the same back. Love you too sweetheart.

 

[Woodsdweller]

Wow, some strange bright orb just appeared in the sky. It's obscured by clouds but I can definitely discern the sky is brighter than before. It's scary. I wonder what it is. Maybe an alien spacecraft.

Ummmmm... maybe one of yer neighbors had a really bright idea?

 

[Woodsdweller]

Please, don't. Our mail is slow and bumpy up here. I wanted peaches sooo bad to make peach amaretto jam (and our produce sucks up here unless it's local) so my parents mailed me some 2 day mail (it cost them 50$). This is what they looked like when they arrived:



Please don't waste your time! I'm really all set.

Make some smoothies.. you mightn't notice the fuzzier bits..

 

[Woodsdweller]

What's that?

I haven't done joke of the day in a while but I just found a good one. I think this is real.

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response to their message. Here are some of the answers:

1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Brings a tug at the heart, doesn't it?!









If I got a text like that and I responded with anything sweeter than "whatever". The wife would either faint or accuse me of having an affair. (20+ years and counting)

 

[dsqard]

Quote:
Watch your mailbox. I was able to hunt down the green panel. They were sold out where I bought them earlier.