Let's see....OK isn't that far from MO. I could borrow the neighbor's trailer, no wait, they have cows. I don't think DH is going to go along with driving to Oklahoma for fertilizer when there are piles of it next door, plus the chicken poop.
My parents always grew the best gardens when I had my horses and local green houses were vying for my compost offerings from my stalls and corral. IMHO there is no better fertilizer than horse or cow composted manure. Our soil here is poor. Ridge soil is notoriously poor quality. Except where we planted our orchard and there was a corral there when we moved in. Those trees LOVE that rich soil.
I've got a hen going broody. Don't think it would take much to push her over the edge. I've taken eggs away from her for four days now and when I move her from the nest her belly is boiling hot.
Now do I dare stick some Fayoumis eggs under her or don't I? Angel on the right shoulder arguing with the devil on the left.