The Politically Incorrect Thread

[BeardedChick]

After a long day of drinking beer and shooting at puppies from the front porch, I hears 'ya.

 

[maplesky7]

ya do not...that's the ringin in your ears from that shotgun fire.

 

[Mrs MIA]

We were flinging squirrels off the porch and into the trees with a clay-pigeon flinger... does that count?

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

You must be board if your hauling your garbage off to dump it! We just leave ours out back and let neighbor dogs haul it home. Less work for me that way, saves time for drinking.

If your really hard up for some excitement I'll let you in on a game we play. You go over to the old folks home and do some old folk tipping! Nothing funnier than watching them try to get back up. But befor they can get up chuck their walkers up in a tree. Without their walkers they tip themselfs.

That's about the only fun we have since we ran out of baby seals.

 

[KattyKillFish]

LOL!
that made me laugh so hard i made a tear!

that kind of thing is only funny when your not serious. HILARIOUS!

 

[FrenchHen]

Yeh fergot tuh mention the free chilecare service churches offer. Show up, drop the chillins in the nursery, get yer gas, go out fer a fancy breakfast at McDonalds, and get the kids an hour an a half later.

More if they be non-denominational types.

 

[JennsPeeps]

For that matter, just drop the kids off at the "kid check" at IKEA. It's sure nice to have a break from them when they're all itchy & whiny from those dern chicken pox.

 

[cwc362]

YOu guys are crazy!!

Please will you all come and move in close to me-? Please-

 

[English Chick]

ROFL .................... your all so naughty!

 

[BellLisamo]

what i like to do is pass the kids off on my 80 year old granny who has broken ribs, then i go get drunk at the bar. After a 6 pack, i pick up the kids. They like when i jump the curbs a few times. They yell more more more. Then when we get home its time to feed the dogs, they are spoiled, they get whole chickens for dinner. They eat so much i have to buy 50 baby chicks to feed one dog. Then its off to bed and i let hubby watch the kids.


Thats terrible

drinking and driving isnt funny, but the rest of that paragraph is

i dont care who ya are, thats funny right there