The Politically Incorrect Thread

[andehens]

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Isnt that what storm drains are for, we have them here that lets you know that it will connect directly to the BAY, I think its part of the Save the Bay campaign, wouldnt want to waste good oil going through the sewer plant.

closest I can come to a storm drain is the river out back. Not sure where it comes out, but gotta be the ocean somewhere, that should be close enough to the bay.

 

[Imp]

Don't waste oil like that! Bring it over, I can use it to baste the baby orca BBQing in my backyard.

Imp- Chickens need their fish protein from somewhere-right?

 

[rooster-red]

I had a heck of a time just gettin' to the front door when I came home this evenin'.
Stupid cat kept rubbin' around my legs, had to kick it 6 times to get it to quit so I could get to the door.

I beat the dog cause he was watchin' the whole thing and didn't bother to help.

We gonna have us a bar-b-q tonight, gonna eat up all them mean roosters, 'cept for the one I beat 'til he was half dead, he won't git near me now.

I just changed oil in the tractor, so I got plenty to help git them tires to burnin'

 

[andehens]

BBQing??? ohhhhh, you mean like what we do with those pesky spotted owls?

 

[Imp]

Yup!
Spotted Owl tastes just like baby harp seal. Bludgeoning only tenderizes.

Imp

 

[FrenchHen]

Add a side of wild Pacific salmon (closed to fishing last year) and some dandelion greens and I'm in!

I am NOT a redneck. I'm sustainable. Humpf.

 

[Chickenmaven]

The reason my hubby stays home?



Ain't no man shelters.

 

[BeardedChick]

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And you took away his shoes.

 

[WalkingWolf]

We miss living in the keys. There was nothing as tastee as BBQ Endangered Key Dear over burning mangroves...

 

[Chickenmaven]

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And you took away his shoes.

He's got a big ol' belly...

I thought it was gas.