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i'll be back in 1/2 an hour, it's kinda sticky right now!
You see, this is the down side of owning a mini maple syrup farm. Everything is sticky!
First you spill it on yourself while your mixing it on the stove (You forgot your apron).
Then take your hand to wipe it off, scream "Oh! Owe!OOOwwWeeeE!!!" several times after realizing that it's hot.
Jump back, land on the kitty, scream some more after the cat grabs your head, reach for it with your sticky hand and manege to pull it off.
The kitty wriggles free then runs through the house, covered in sticky stuff, leaving an injured you on the floor.
You put your hand on the floor to push yourself up then realize the carpet has bonded with your skin in an impenetrable seal of mapley goodness.
Scream some more, summon your little bro/sis, they stare at you and point, "I'm tell'in mom/da/pa/other!!!!"
You sigh, and vainly attempt to pull the carpet from your hand resulting in your other hand gluing to the fuzzy growing mass.
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i'll be back in 1/2 an hour, it's kinda sticky right now!
You see, this is the down side of owning a mini maple syrup farm. Everything is sticky!
First you spill it on yourself while your mixing it on the stove (You forgot your apron).
Then take your hand to wipe it off, scream "Oh! Owe!OOOwwWeeeE!!!" several times after realizing that it's hot.
Jump back, land on the kitty, scream some more after the cat grabs your head, reach for it with your sticky hand and manege to pull it off.
The kitty wriggles free then runs through the house, covered in sticky stuff, leaving an injured you on the floor.
You put your hand on the floor to push yourself up then realize the carpet has bonded with your skin in an impenetrable seal of mapley goodness.
Scream some more, summon your little bro/sis, they stare at you and point, "I'm tell'in mom/da/pa/other!!!!"
You sigh, and vainly attempt to pull the carpet from your hand resulting in your other hand gluing to the fuzzy growing mass.
Should we should do a vote thingy? Who should create the thread, just to see. I've been leader for a long ride now, I think if someone else thinks they can be or thinks someone else should be, I should give'um a chance. I can collect the votes and we'll count an see!
Quote:
i'll be back in 1/2 an hour, it's kinda sticky right now!
You see, this is the down side of owning a mini maple syrup farm. Everything is sticky!
First you spill it on yourself while your mixing it on the stove (You forgot your apron).
Then take your hand to wipe it off, scream "Oh! Owe!OOOwwWeeeE!!!" several times after realizing that it's hot.
Jump back, land on the kitty, scream some more after the cat grabs your head, reach for it with your sticky hand and manege to pull it off.
The kitty wriggles free then runs through the house, covered in sticky stuff, leaving an injured you on the floor.
You put your hand on the floor to push yourself up then realize the carpet has bonded with your skin in an impenetrable seal of mapley goodness.
Scream some more, summon your little bro/sis, they stare at you and point, "I'm tell'in mom/da/pa/other!!!!"
You sigh, and vainly attempt to pull the carpet from your hand resulting in your other hand gluing to the fuzzy growing mass.
Poor Crazy!
Gerb, I just saw what you said and literally LOLed!!
(Well, I laughed and am laughing, but it's sort of a whispery laugh in the back of my throat that doesn't use any real vibrations, because somebody's on a serious phone call right behind me and I don't want to bother them.) You guys are so random!!