Well, it happened.
I had, as usual, stopped by the coop to drop off a goodie (scrambled eggs, green peas & corn) and open up the door to the run. Then on to the barn to feed the cats and horses. Then hop in the car and off to work. I was JUST opening the car door when I heard this awful creak. At first I though it was my car door, but then I realized that it had come from the coop. I was just standing there, a little confused when it happened. 'crrrrrreEEAAAAAAA.....k' What in the world!?!?!?!?! Just then I caught sight of Hurra (FBCM pullet) standing at the coop door. (s)he stood up tall, stuck out her neck, flapped a little and did it again, "crrreEEAAAAAA....k!" (just like that, with a little cough/croak at the end). I nearly fell down in the driveway. Well that settles it. She is definitely a he....
<sigh> I guess on the up side - at least no one was getting eaten or mauled.