The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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*Alien* I don't HAVE to do anything, you pitiful mortal. Remember, you are now held in the docking bay of one of our ships, and several antimatter cannons are pointed straight at you. I think, however, I will humor you and answer some of your questions - if you have the wit to think of any.

*Hurls a hammer at the alien, who catches it and crushes it*

Did you just pull a hammer out of the air?

Here's a question then: Why do you want to kill him? Or do you just enjoy watching people suffer?

*Alien* He had the thing sitting beside him for some reason, it looks like. Now, as to your question. He merely got in my way. What do you do to things that get in your way? You remove them. If I had wished, I could have crushed him beyond hope after removing his suit. Perhaps I will do so now - *Interrupted by Steve charging in wearing his assault rifle contraption*

I'd like to see you try!

*Alien* Ooh, bullets. I'm horrified. Have you paid no attention to your friend while he was using MY armor?

 

[eenie114]

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Did you just pull a hammer out of the air?

Here's a question then: Why do you want to kill him? Or do you just enjoy watching people suffer?

*Alien* He had the thing sitting beside him for some reason, it looks like. Now, as to your question. He merely got in my way. What do you do to things that get in your way? You remove them. If I had wished, I could have crushed him beyond hope after removing his suit. Perhaps I will do so now - *Interrupted by Steve charging in wearing his assault rifle contraption*

I'd like to see you try!

*Alien* Ooh, bullets. I'm horrified. Have you paid no attention to your friend while he was using MY armor?

Yeah, but I didn't leave it there.... Eh. Whatever.

YOUR armor? The plot thickens. What do you mean by that?
Steve, don't do anything stupid. You getting hurt too won't get us anywhere.

 

[Q9]

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*Alien* I don't HAVE to do anything, you pitiful mortal. Remember, you are now held in the docking bay of one of our ships, and several antimatter cannons are pointed straight at you. I think, however, I will humor you and answer some of your questions - if you have the wit to think of any.

*Hurls a hammer at the alien, who catches it and crushes it*

*Is quiet few a few seconds while she controls her temper* Why, thank you. How absolutely courteous of you to let me ask a few questions.
1. Who are you?
2. Why are you so delighted that you nearly killed Q9?
3. How did you manage to capture us so sneakily?

*Alien* As for my name, you certainly couldn't pronounce it. I believe a certain Earth people referred to me as Ares, however. The ancient Greeks, perhaps? As for poor little Q9, he just thought he was oh-so-mighty in my armor. It is rather amusing seeing him helpless, wouldn't you agree? The third question - why, have you never heard of cloaking? Massive fleets spontaneously appear from a portal and you wonder how we caught you? *More laughing*

 

[eenie114]

Ares?

And no, it's not amusing! Well, a little, but not very!

 

[Q9]

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*Alien* He had the thing sitting beside him for some reason, it looks like. Now, as to your question. He merely got in my way. What do you do to things that get in your way? You remove them. If I had wished, I could have crushed him beyond hope after removing his suit. Perhaps I will do so now - *Interrupted by Steve charging in wearing his assault rifle contraption*

I'd like to see you try!

*Alien* Ooh, bullets. I'm horrified. Have you paid no attention to your friend while he was using MY armor?

Yeah, but I didn't leave it there.... Eh. Whatever.

YOUR armor? The plot thickens. What do you mean by that?
Steve, don't do anything stupid. You getting hurt too won't get us anywhere.

*Ares* Oh, yes, do you recall a little human company known as Apex Research? I was distracted by some goings-on in another galaxy, and forgot to return for the prototype armor I had them unknowingly making for me.

 

[eenie114]

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Yeah, but I didn't leave it there.... Eh. Whatever.

YOUR armor? The plot thickens. What do you mean by that?
Steve, don't do anything stupid. You getting hurt too won't get us anywhere.

*Ares* Oh, yes, do you recall a little human company known as Apex Research? I was distracted by some goings-on in another galaxy, and forgot to return for the prototype armor I had them unknowingly making for me.

Yeah, goings-on that YOU probably started.

Q9, you better start talking. What happened to your armor being standard GP uniform?

 

[Q9]

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*Ares* Yes. I believe the Romans referred to me as Mars. And I'm sure your friend appreciates your compassion.

Shut it, turd.

*Ares* And what are YOU going to do? Spit at m?

*Launches a blob of spit across the room and on to Ares' visor* Never give me an idea.

 

[canada-goose]

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*Is quiet few a few seconds while she controls her temper* Why, thank you. How absolutely courteous of you to let me ask a few questions.
1. Who are you?
2. Why are you so delighted that you nearly killed Q9?
3. How did you manage to capture us so sneakily?

*Alien* As for my name, you certainly couldn't pronounce it. I believe a certain Earth people referred to me as Ares, however. The ancient Greeks, perhaps? As for poor little Q9, he just thought he was oh-so-mighty in my armor. It is rather amusing seeing him helpless, wouldn't you agree? The third question - why, have you never heard of cloaking? Massive fleets spontaneously appear from a portal and you wonder how we caught you? *More laughing*

Ares? Well, that explains your gloating attitude and brutality. If you're telling the truth, which you probably aren't. And no, I don't find it the least bit amusing. Thinks to you, I had to clean my floors for the second time this week!
Oh, and I've never been caught by such a well cloaked ship before. *Growls angrily*

 

[Q9]

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*Ares* Oh, yes, do you recall a little human company known as Apex Research? I was distracted by some goings-on in another galaxy, and forgot to return for the prototype armor I had them unknowingly making for me.

Yeah, goings-on that YOU probably started.

Q9, you better start talking. What happened to your armor being standard GP uniform?

I never said that! I said it was an experimental GP prototype - that was the only thing I could figure it was, even though it was WAY too advanced. HE'S the one holding stuff back!

 

[eenie114]

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*Ares* Yes. I believe the Romans referred to me as Mars. And I'm sure your friend appreciates your compassion.

Shut it, turd.

*Ares* And what are YOU going to do? Spit at m?

*Launches a blob of spit across the room and on to Ares' visor* Never give me an idea.

I can't tell if that's sarcasam or not.

Oh, gross!