The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[eenie114]

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Yeah, goings-on that YOU probably started.

Q9, you better start talking. What happened to your armor being standard GP uniform?

I never said that! I said it was an experimental GP prototype - that was the only thing I could figure it was, even though it was WAY too advanced. HE'S the one holding stuff back!

So where did you get it??

 

[canada-goose]

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I never said that! I said it was an experimental GP prototype - that was the only thing I could figure it was, even though it was WAY too advanced. HE'S the one holding stuff back!

So where did you get it??

He probably stole it during one of the rebellions he's helped.

 

[Q9]

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*Alien* As for my name, you certainly couldn't pronounce it. I believe a certain Earth people referred to me as Ares, however. The ancient Greeks, perhaps? As for poor little Q9, he just thought he was oh-so-mighty in my armor. It is rather amusing seeing him helpless, wouldn't you agree? The third question - why, have you never heard of cloaking? Massive fleets spontaneously appear from a portal and you wonder how we caught you? *More laughing*

Ares? Well, that explains your gloating attitude and brutality. If you're telling the truth, which you probably aren't. And no, I don't find it the least bit amusing. Thinks to you, I had to clean my floors for the second time this week!
Oh, and I've never been caught by such a well cloaked ship before. *Growls angrily*

*Ares* Oh, if you think that I'M brutal and arrogant, you ought to meet Hades! He runs our prisons - you should stop by and say hello sometime. And no, before you ask, Hermes and Aphrodite we just made up. The Greeks were rather amusing, I must say.

"Amusing" is your favorite word, isn't it? You arrogant, condescending piece of...

*Ares* SILENCE! You are precisely the type of human that I and my fellow superior beings hate dealing with. Now, then, any last questions before you're atomized, Kooshie?

 

[Q9]

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I never said that! I said it was an experimental GP prototype - that was the only thing I could figure it was, even though it was WAY too advanced. HE'S the one holding stuff back!

So where did you get it??

I was kinda high-ranking, and the Chief liked me for some reason. Plus I pulled some strings - okay, a LOT of strings. All for the greater good, though.

 

[eenie114]

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So where did you get it??

He probably stole it during one of the rebellions he's helped.

True.

OK, look. Q9 is too proud to beg for mercy, but I'm not.

Could you please find it in your heart to spare our poor, pitiful lives? Obviously the suit was yours, and Q9 should NOT have stolen it. If we return it, and pay you any fee you wish, may we be allowed to live?

 

[canada-goose]

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Ares? Well, that explains your gloating attitude and brutality. If you're telling the truth, which you probably aren't. And no, I don't find it the least bit amusing. Thinks to you, I had to clean my floors for the second time this week!
Oh, and I've never been caught by such a well cloaked ship before. *Growls angrily*

*Ares* Oh, if you think that I'M brutal and arrogant, you ought to meet Hades! He runs our prisons - you should stop by and say hello sometime. And no, before you ask, Hermes and Aphrodite we just made up. The Greeks were rather amusing, I must say.

"Amusing" is your favorite word, isn't it? You arrogant, condescending piece of...

*Ares* SILENCE! You are precisely the type of human that I and my fellow superior beings hate dealing with. Now, then, any last questions before you're atomized, Kooshie?

That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[eenie114]

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*Ares* Oh, if you think that I'M brutal and arrogant, you ought to meet Hades! He runs our prisons - you should stop by and say hello sometime. And no, before you ask, Hermes and Aphrodite we just made up. The Greeks were rather amusing, I must say.

"Amusing" is your favorite word, isn't it? You arrogant, condescending piece of...

*Ares* SILENCE! You are precisely the type of human that I and my fellow superior beings hate dealing with. Now, then, any last questions before you're atomized, Kooshie?

That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Um.

 

[Q9]

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He probably stole it during one of the rebellions he's helped.

True.

OK, look. Q9 is too proud to beg for mercy, but I'm not.

Could you please find it in your heart to spare our poor, pitiful lives? Obviously the suit was yours, and Q9 should NOT have stolen it. If we return it, and pay you any fee you wish, may we be allowed to live?

*Ares* AHAHAHAHA!!! This is precisely why we had so much fun with the Greeks. Sorry, but no. The portal would have opened anyway, even if I had my armor in the first place. We're here for two things - Atlantis and Zeus.

*Gags* ATLANTIS?! As in, the mysterious city that showed up during the invasion of the weirdos a few months ago?!

*Ares* Silly fellow, of course not! Atlantis is a SHIP - the city has another unpronounceable name, but for some reason a fellow named Plato was convinced that it was called Atlantis.

 

[canada-goose]

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That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Um.

*A camera turns to look at Eenie* Uh... were you just trying to talk us out of being killed? Oops, maybe I should have stayed quiet.

 

[eenie114]

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Um.

*A camera turns to look at Eenie* Uh... were you just trying to talk us out of being killed? Oops, maybe I should have stayed quiet.

Ya think?

Ah well, me losing what little dignity I had left obviously didn't do any good.