*whispers to kooshie* in what way does she think i look like a turkey? and, the earth chickens are shrunk. i'm just normal.
DANG IT! i ran out of moves on Mahjhong! CRAP! *whispers again* Koosie, i think i found something! i just need a boat! starts nailing planks*
*Whispers to EE* Many humans are no longer taught the differences between various types of domesticated fowl. After all, who needs them when it's so much easier to skip the farm and use a food generator? *Adds hastily* Not that you're edible, of course.
A boat? What for?
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*Whispers to EE* Many humans are no longer taught the differences between various types of domesticated fowl. After all, who needs them when it's so much easier to skip the farm and use a food generator? *Adds hastily* Not that you're edible, of course.
A boat? What for?
*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
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*Whispers to EE* Many humans are no longer taught the differences between various types of domesticated fowl. After all, who needs them when it's so much easier to skip the farm and use a food generator? *Adds hastily* Not that you're edible, of course.
A boat? What for?
*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
... I see. I did not know that there was a ship rental so nearby!
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*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
... I see. I did not know that there was a ship rental so nearby!
*whispers* -and that's why i learned to use a laptop! to use the GPS! *finishes with making the boat*
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*Whispers to EE* Many humans are no longer taught the differences between various types of domesticated fowl. After all, who needs them when it's so much easier to skip the farm and use a food generator? *Adds hastily* Not that you're edible, of course.
A boat? What for?
*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
*Steps in with dramatic music and completely awesome lighting* Do not touch my weapons unless I say so. SO. Which one do you want?
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*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
*Steps in with dramatic music and completely awesome lighting* Do not touch my weapons unless I say so. SO. Which one do you want?
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let's see, how about the compact antimatter gun?
...They don't exist. I've got a wide range of conventional infantry weapons, light machine guns, grenade launchers, rocket launchers, laser weapons, assault rifles, and grenades.
I keep the Gauss Cannon.
okay then. just something to take out the EEEVILLLLLE! captain lilly. o wait: we has to whisper, and we can't use ships to leave the docking bay! chicken crap!
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*whispers back* there is a sea, with currents that should carry me right across, but since i'm a chicken, i can't exactly swim. across the sea, there should be a docking bay for rental ships. i'll just go in there, they'll have a heart attack, and i'll take them to the hospital in a 'borrowed' ship, then go and manually control captain lilly's ship from there, then i go in with some Q9's weapons, and take them over! i may not need to borrow Q9's weapons, though. i just got my extend-a-spurs polished.
*Steps in with dramatic music and completely awesome lighting* Do not touch my weapons unless I say so. SO. Which one do you want?
*Stares at Q9* ...Do you specially plan your dramatic appearances so the time of day will provide ideal lighting?