The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[whiteflare]

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Liz the Goat walks over to Kooshie's camera lenses and starts to lick them, hoping to find food residue.

*Retracts the camera hastily*

Gross! Goat spittle.

Liz slobbers all over the retreating camera until her tongue gets caught following the retreating lens.

"Delp!!!" Liz brays, goat spittle spraying all over the camera compartment and short-circuiting the wires. Flare grabs hold of the unruly animal and yanks it back, threatening to give it a good spanking.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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pffft! *crazy rolls his eyes toward heaven dramatically*

For example... me. The perfect mixture of human intelligence, computer concentration, and epic power, with a good dash of stunning beauty mixed in. Beat that.

And i am the flawless mixture of Catopian intelligence, the patience of one who has been stuck in time, master at most weaponry and a perfect pawfull of brilliant, sleek fur!

 

[canada-goose]

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*Retracts the camera hastily*

Gross! Goat spittle.

Liz slobbers all over the retreating camera until her tongue gets caught following the retreating lens.

"Delp!!!" Liz brays, goat spittle spraying all over the camera compartment and short-circuiting the wires. Flare grabs hold of the unruly animal and yanks it back, threatening to give it a good spanking.

That's my eye you're fogging up, you crazy stomach on legs!

 

[whiteflare]

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Liz slobbers all over the retreating camera until her tongue gets caught following the retreating lens.

"Delp!!!" Liz brays, goat spittle spraying all over the camera compartment and short-circuiting the wires. Flare grabs hold of the unruly animal and yanks it back, threatening to give it a good spanking.

That's my eye you're fogging up, you crazy stomach on legs!

"That's a perfect description for this organism who unfortunately landed in my lap," Flare said remorsefully. "Yesterday, she ate my passport."

 

[canada-goose]

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For example... me. The perfect mixture of human intelligence, computer concentration, and epic power, with a good dash of stunning beauty mixed in. Beat that.

And i am the flawless mixture of Catopian intelligence, the patience of one who has been stuck in time, master at most weaponry and a perfect pawfull of brilliant, sleek fur!

Not bad. But you can't focus on a grain of dust and magnify it to the size of a food generator without messing around with microscopes. Ha!

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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That's my eye you're fogging up, you crazy stomach on legs!

"That's a perfect description for this organism who unfortunately landed in my lap," Flare said remorsefully. "Yesterday, she ate my passport."

*lets out a flying fish*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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And i am the flawless mixture of Catopian intelligence, the patience of one who has been stuck in time, master at most weaponry and a perfect pawfull of brilliant, sleek fur!

Not bad. But you can't focus on a grain of dust and magnify it to the size of a food generator without messing around with microscopes. Ha!

Ah, but it was the inventor's cat that made microscopes those centuries ago!

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[canada-goose]

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Not bad. But you can't focus on a grain of dust and magnify it to the size of a food generator without messing around with microscopes. Ha!

Ah, but it was the inventor's cat that made microscopes those centuries ago!

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By watching the inventor, maybe. By itself? Nah. And has your species even started building smartships yet?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Ah, but it was the inventor's cat that made microscopes those centuries ago!

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By watching the inventor, maybe. By itself? Nah. And has your species even started building smartships yet?

what use have we to mutilate ourselves into such a form?

 

[canada-goose]

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By watching the inventor, maybe. By itself? Nah. And has your species even started building smartships yet?

what use have we to mutilate ourselves into such a form?

It's not mutilation.

It's life saving technology.