The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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Would anyone want to colonize a zombie-infested planet with almost constant nasty weather? I doubt it.

Still, I suppose it might be a waste to particle smash it...

Didn't you hear me? It's got to be a localized infestation. If they ventured through the ocean to the main continent, they would be crushed by the pressure. And the weather isn't almost constant. Radar indicates that it's pretty calm just across the ocean. There's probably stuff to mine here, too.

We don't know how far the zombies could have spread, or how they became zombies, and the whole planet is pretty stormy. My scanners don't lie about weather.

 

[duckluv]

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Didn't you hear me? It's got to be a localized infestation. If they ventured through the ocean to the main continent, they would be crushed by the pressure. And the weather isn't almost constant. Radar indicates that it's pretty calm just across the ocean. There's probably stuff to mine here, too.

We don't know how far the zombies could have spread, or how they became zombies, and the whole planet is pretty stormy. My scanners don't lie about weather.

They lied about there not being anything here.

 

[canada-goose]

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We don't know how far the zombies could have spread, or how they became zombies, and the whole planet is pretty stormy. My scanners don't lie about weather.

They lied about there not being anything here.

No, they didn't. They were scanning for life forms, and nothing is alive here.

 

[duckluv]

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They lied about there not being anything here.

No, they didn't. They were scanning for life forms, and nothing is alive here.

I am!

 

[canada-goose]

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No, they didn't. They were scanning for life forms, and nothing is alive here.

I am!

Well, that's fairly obvious.

 

[duckluv]

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I am!

Well, that's fairly obvious.

But you said nothing is alive here, and I'm here, so that would make the zombies actually clones of Justin Bieber, so CR9 was right, and now they're gonna replace your pink paint with purple paint, and then Steve will explode because he really likes the pink paint, but then...

 

[canada-goose]

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Well, that's fairly obvious.

But you said nothing is alive here, and I'm here, so that would make the zombies actually clones of Justin Bieber, so CR9 was right, and now they're gonna replace your pink paint with purple paint, and then Steve will explode because he really likes the pink paint, but then...

*Long silence, only broken by the unhappy humming sound of a hardworking Computer #1 trying to figure out what Duck just said* ...That made no sense.

 

[duckluv]

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But you said nothing is alive here, and I'm here, so that would make the zombies actually clones of Justin Bieber, so CR9 was right, and now they're gonna replace your pink paint with purple paint, and then Steve will explode because he really likes the pink paint, but then...

*Long silence, only broken by the unhappy humming sound of a hardworking Computer #1 trying to figure out what Duck just said* ...That made no sense.

It makes perfect sense, just as the rabbit tasting of hot kool aid that has been dropped on the floor licks the ants!

 

[canada-goose]

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*Long silence, only broken by the unhappy humming sound of a hardworking Computer #1 trying to figure out what Duck just said* ...That made no sense.

It makes perfect sense, just as the rabbit tasting of hot kool aid that has been dropped on the floor licks the ants!

*A shorter pause* ...If you say so.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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*Looks through her "broom closet" for any good weapons she might have sitting around*

Argh! Nothing.

*Angrily fires a missile at the ship which explodes, scattering undead police, then switches to chopping them up with her laser beam gun*

AAAAHHH!!! They're everywhere! *Notices an opening and dashes through into Kooshie*

Well. Looks like it's time for this planet to get decontaminated! *Performs an epic leap onto the top of a gigantic zombie lizard's head and stabs the brain* WHOOOO! *Jumps back down to deal with the police zombies* Nasty little boogers.

Whats all this? poor steve!