The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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*Ares* How pitiful. Look here, the only reason I boarded you is because you are one of the only smartships that our fleet has not just destroyed. TELL ME where Zeus is held, and I will let you live.

You pathetic little... posing as gods to fool the Greeks? Just for laughs? Sicko.

*Ares* Oh, we've been involved since the Greeks - in fact, we were pulling the strings of the Old Empire before our disgusting Saurian cousins helped you overthrow it.

How would I know where Zeus is? I'm a smartship, not a tracking system used for finding sleazy aliens. You're delusional.

*Ares* YOU don't know, but the location is in your files. I'm sure if you look you can find it. If not, we will find him ourselves, if we have to scorch every square inch of Earth to do so!

 

[eenie114]

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*Passes out mysteriously*

 

[canada-goose]

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How would I know where Zeus is? I'm a smartship, not a tracking system used for finding sleazy aliens. You're delusional.

*Ares* YOU don't know, but the location is in your files. I'm sure if you look you can find it. If not, we will find him ourselves, if we have to scorch every square inch of Earth to do so!

And how do I know that you won't kill us and everyone on Earth after you have the information, just for fun? I see no evidence that you are at all trustworthy.

 

[Q9]

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*Ares* YOU don't know, but the location is in your files. I'm sure if you look you can find it. If not, we will find him ourselves, if we have to scorch every square inch of Earth to do so!

And how do I know that you won't kill us and everyone on Earth after you have the information, just for fun? I see no evidence that you are at all trustworthy.

*Ares* You are correct - you have no reason to trust me. But I speak the truth. However, if you don't cooperate, we will DESTROY Earth, and I will let Hades play with you and your friends. Not a desirable outcome, I assure you. If it helps, I have a vague idea of the area that Zeus last reported from - the western region of North America, apparently a desert.

You have GOT to be kidding me...

 

[canada-goose]

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And how do I know that you won't kill us and everyone on Earth after you have the information, just for fun? I see no evidence that you are at all trustworthy.

*Ares* You are correct - you have no reason to trust me. But I speak the truth. However, if you don't cooperate, we will DESTROY Earth, and I will let Hades play with you and your friends. Not a desirable outcome, I assure you. If it helps, I have a vague idea of the area that Zeus last reported from - the western region of North America, apparently a desert.

You have GOT to be kidding me...

And if I actually can't find the information you want, then you'll still punish us. Correct? *Wonders about Ares' sanity*

 

[eenie114]

*Revives* Woah... that was weird. *Stands up, a bit shakily*

 

[Q9]

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*Ares* You are correct - you have no reason to trust me. But I speak the truth. However, if you don't cooperate, we will DESTROY Earth, and I will let Hades play with you and your friends. Not a desirable outcome, I assure you. If it helps, I have a vague idea of the area that Zeus last reported from - the western region of North America, apparently a desert.

You have GOT to be kidding me...

And if I actually can't find the information you want, then you'll still punish us. Correct? *Wonders about Ares' sanity*

*Ares* IF you cooperate suffeciently, I may even let you work for me. I will not punish you unless you refuse to cooperate.

*Whispering to Steve* I think I know where it is.

WHAT?! You know what he's talking about?!

I whispered for a reason, moron.

Sorry...

*Ares* So, YOU know where he is being held?

 

[eenie114]

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And if I actually can't find the information you want, then you'll still punish us. Correct? *Wonders about Ares' sanity*

*Ares* IF you cooperate suffeciently, I may even let you work for me. I will not punish you unless you refuse to cooperate.

*Whispering to Steve* I think I know where it is.

WHAT?! You know what he's talking about?!

I whispered for a reason, moron.

Sorry...

*Ares* So, YOU know where he is being held?

Q9, I sometimes think we should erase your memory every other week. *Makes a mental note*

 

[canada-goose]

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And if I actually can't find the information you want, then you'll still punish us. Correct? *Wonders about Ares' sanity*

*Ares* IF you cooperate suffeciently, I may even let you work for me. I will not punish you unless you refuse to cooperate.

*Whispering to Steve* I think I know where it is.

WHAT?! You know what he's talking about?!

I whispered for a reason, moron.

Sorry...

*Ares* So, YOU know where he is being held?

All right, I'll try to find it.

*Searches*

...According to the information I just found, Zeus is hiding in New York city. Somewhere near the Empire State Building.

 

[eenie114]

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*Ares* IF you cooperate suffeciently, I may even let you work for me. I will not punish you unless you refuse to cooperate.

*Whispering to Steve* I think I know where it is.

WHAT?! You know what he's talking about?!

I whispered for a reason, moron.

Sorry...

*Ares* So, YOU know where he is being held?

All right, I'll try to find it.

*Searches*

...According to the information I just found, Zeus is hiding in New York city. Somewhere near the Empire State Building.

Does this mean we have to go to E-a-r-t-h?