A while back I came across an ad that just made me laugh out loud! Some guy (might have been a lady, I don't know) put an ad on craigslist, advertising their welsummers as "an extremely rare Dutch breed, hard to find in the US, even harder to find on the west coast" and was selling 8-week-old pullets for $25 each.
They are not as easy to find as an easter egger or a leghorn, but they ain't as rare as he made it sound. I just had to giggle... instead of answering his ad, though, I texted a picture of my wellie to his phone with the subject line, "They ain't THAT rare".
My poor Martha is probably going to get culled in the next day or two. We need to do it and are waiting for DH to have a day off. We're pretty upset but her health problems have become too much. She looks good this morning, though. Seems like every time we've made the decision to just cull her, she improves for a while & we can't bring ourselves to do it.