The Wish Game

[Gerbil]

Granted, but their toad flavored.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

 

[CalebtheChicken]

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Granted but it has turkey flavored toe-fu

I wish fo yo farts

 

[Jeeper1540]

granted, but then you die

I wish for 2 great working Windows 7 computers that will never break, get viruses, they will always work perfectly, and i can do anything on it, it wont slow down, i can use it whenever i want

 

[CalebtheChicken]

Granted but they fade away into dust

I wish for Turkeys that can't die unless I say for them to die

 

[GlitterBug]

granted, but they run away.

I wish to go to a pool!

 

[Gerbil]

Granted, but it's a pool of chick poo

I wish I could fly!

 

[44Wolves]

granted, but only 2 cm off the ground.
I wish my poision ivy was gone

 

[Sassymygirl]

Granted but it sayed with you for the rest of your life.

I wish my coffee had more whip-cream.

 

[Jeeper1540]

granted, but then the coffee turns into turkey blood

I wish for a new webcam

 

[Salve&Fluffer]

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you try to use it.

I wish I had a Guinea. (Is that how you spell it?)