The Wish Game

[Gerbil]

Granted, but now your a fish.

I wish I had a bowl of diamonds.

 

[leaf]

granted but their plastic

i wish could cook

 

[Gerbil]

Granted, but the only thing you can cook is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

I wish I had a car

 

[leaf]

granted but you cant drive it

i wish i liked cooking

 

[Gerbil]

Granted, but you like it so much you can't do anything else.


I wish I had a pet tarantula.

 

[leaf]

granted but it dies

i wish my dreams came true

 

[Telamon]

granted, but you dream bad dreams

i wish i can have diamond studded rings, and diamond studded Video games, and diamond studded diamonds...

 

[Gerbil]

Granted, but then you disappear off the face of the earth.

I wish my gerbil wasn't so evil.

 

[leaf]

granted but you flush them down the tolit

i wish i could read minds

 

[Gerbil]

Granted, but you can no longer talk.

I wish I fly!