The Wish Game

[RAWR]

granted but ur finger falls off
i wish i fly threw JUST this week.

 

[LeBlackbird]

Granted, but no one remembers you next week

I wish I could have a another snake!

 

[LovinMyPeeps]

Granted, but it's so big it swallows you whole.

I wish I could get an ultra low emmision bio diesal car.

 

[Miss Sebright]

Granted, but it keeps breaking down.

 

[Firework]

I wish I could speak all the different languages of the whole world.

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Granted, but your brain explodes from hearing too many languages at once.

Imagine all those chunks.

I wish these kittens would stop clawing me.

 

[jujubean99]

granted, but you can't ever have kittens again!!!

I wish I didn't have so much homework

 

[RAWR]

granted
i wish my mom would shut her trap

 

[Chocol8]

Granted, but than your dad comes home an talks a lot.

Oops. I forgot to wish.

I wish that I could have a chocolate fudge sundae.

 

[chickenofthesea]

granted! but then you remember that your lactose intolerant.

I wish my chickens could be instantaneously introduced without weeks of looking at each other!