These are the people in my neighbourhood

[Crusty McPottydoodle]

Who are the most interesting characters in your neighbourhood?

We have:

Nipple Guy - This is a guy somewhere in his late 50s at least. He rides his bike everywhere, but in the summer he only wears really short shorts. He has an amazing tan, but the most remarkable thing about him is that he has these two huge nipple rings! Hence, my boys dubbed him nipple guy.

Guitar Guy - this guy wanders the neighbourhood playing an electric guitar with a working amplifyer on his back. He is very good too.

Full contact gardener lady - She is a little old lady who wears a shocking pink bike helmet whilst she is gardening. Can't for the life of me think why.

 

[tackyrama]

I have a gun nut on the east side of me. I had to threaten a lawsuit before he stopped shooting towards my house. I have a ex-con on the west side who just got out last year for attempted murder. He started right in terrorizing locals. Everybody else if normal (I think)

 

[luvmychicknkids]

I have the creep below my house who likes to brag about beating all of the wives he has had. The old woman above who has been married to the same man 5 times. She is nice when he isn't around, nasty when he is. The young couple across the road. She is sweet, he is just very unfriendly. A couple of houses up a kid beat his uncle to death over a pack of cigarettes recently. *sigh* awesome neighborhood!

 

[saddina]

Let's see:

In denial about my aggressive dogs lives on the corner.

We wave because we don't speak the same language is nextdoor

Other side is granny who RV's 8 months of the year to avoid the heat.

Across is Lady with 8 purse dogs in the back yard, (no I do not want to know how you manage doggy poo in a handbag).

And about 40 roaming kids who are comming to my house next weekend for cupcakes and a birthday party.

 

[Emzyyy]

"Australian Know-It-All" - His real name's Gary he thinks he knows all about everything. He thinks the legal speed limit down our DIRT ROAD street is 55. He doesn't like my chickens or wild snakes you will see and hear him outside when he finds a snake he blows its head off with a gun. His daughter has a big dirty mouth that needs to be washed out with soap.

"The OTHER Chicken Heads" - My best friends their names are Vy and Thao. Their dad has chickens but they raise theirs for eggs and to eat. I often go to him when my chickens are sick. They make the best asian food that I have ever had! Their mom runs into things alot with her car because she really can't see over the dashboard.

"Long-Nosed Neighbors" - Live across the street and are always into your buisness. They called the fire department on us for a bomb fire and he threw rocks at my dog one time so we don't get along so well. My chickens got out one time and decided to poop on his porch so he called animal control.

"The Snobbs" - They keep to themselves. I think they think their better than alot of us. Anything that blows into their yard they throw into our yard which I don't know why?? We pick up ALL of our trash and anything that blows into our yard and when my dad mows he doesn't run over anything he gets off and picks it up. They copied our new shingles on our roof. Their little dog used to come over and poop in our garage and try to get my chicks out of the brooder.

"The Missionarys" - The wife and daughter are gone all summer in Egypt usually for missionary trips while the husband stays home and works. He pays us to clean his house, mow his lawn and take care of the dogs while they are gone because he's gone on buisness trips alot.

"The Taylor's" - Friends with their daughter but we don't hang out alot anymore they have a pretty old dog that still chases cars. They have 4 kids and I remb when I was little the boys torturing a toad and I saved it and let it go.

"Pink House People" - They have a pink house my brother is friends with their son. They have a big garden and I give them fresh eggs once in awhile. They have a pond where we like to fish.

"The Harley Owners" - Always coming and going I never hardly see them home they have like a 10 car garage for all their motorcycles and boats and cars. They have a pitbull that I never see go inside and is always chained outside. The dad is a bounty hunter and the mom is a dental assistant. They have a autistic boy who they bought a dirt bike for. The daughter rides our bus she has a big mouth and is always talking really loud the bus driver doesn't care for her too much.

A bunch more neighbors we all know each other but the others I just don't know as well or aren't interesting enough to talk about and the new neighborhood they just added next to ours I don't even WANT to know any of them we didn't want the houses built.

 

[ChickensInTheNorthWoods]

Who are the most interesting characters in your neighbourhood?


I would have to honestly say - ME!

 

[Crusty McPottydoodle]

And now how many of you children of Sesame Street have that song stuck in your head?

Cheryl

 

[saddina]

Quote:
Well I do now!......punk.

 

[ChickensInTheNorthWoods]

Quote:
15 years of therapy - Down the Drain! Thanks for digging up those memories LOL

 

[thechickenchick]

Well, let me see, I have........no neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love, love, love it here!! I watered the flowers and mowed the yard in my satin shorty PJ's this morning!! The chickens don't seem to mind!