Chuckie chicken
Chicken Chucker
I would need to politely ask the intruder to stand by while I started, then warmed up my chainsaw before any chasing could commence.Gotta share this. A few months ago I talked to someone who had lived in an area where they make it hard to defend yourself, so he didn't have a second amendment item. He was bothered by a thief. He hid in the shed, and when the thief broke in, he was ready and chased him all over with a running chainsaw. The thief never returned. Love that story.
