Things only country kids would say:

[michickenwrangler]

I teach middle school Spanish in an area that has many, many dairy farms. Today we were reviewing Spanish adjectives and someone asked about Baja California. As I was explaining, someone commented on the "Happy cows in CA" commercials to which another student said "I know our cows are happy. Our bull gets live cover." I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing.

 

[michickenwrangler]

Oops! Double post

 

[dmiravalle]

My son washed his older rooster for a show and was worried about him being slightly damp, so we let him sleep in the house. He starting crowing at 4:30 in the am and my husband yelled at my then 12 yr old son to shut up the rooster "Luigi". This is how a twelve year old thinks....

And the rooster slept until 7:00 am!

 

[TriciaHowe]

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[Lifesong Farm]

7yr old DD to 8 yr old friend about the goats. You can love on the girls because they are our breeders but you shouldn't love on Jerky because he is going to be diner and I don't want you to get attached to him.

 

[Telamon]

*rooster shows up on TV*

Heather H. : Look! It's a chicken!

Me: A rooster, to be exact.

Heather H. : Its not a rooster, its a chicken!

 

[nuchickontheblock]

We live on the coast and my granddaughter who's 6 was out by the fence with a chicken in one arm talking to it and pointing out to sea. She came in the house and said " I had to explain everything about the ocean to lady. she didn't know anything about it"

 

[jen5680]

At a chicken show with kids for the first time a while back and my son was looking to buy a bunny. He was walking around looking with his sister and they saw a bunny in a chicken cage and there was a egg also in the cage.
Daughter told brother look you could buy that one it is cute
Brother told sister, no way mom is going to let me buy a bunny that lays eggs!

 

[maple]

ok so this was 10 years ago so my nephew would have been 11. Setting my father's funeral with military rights. Funeral procession pulling into cemetary surrounded by corn and soybean fields. Young men dressed in old time military garb saluting hearse. People parking and making way to plot, very solumn moment on a beautiful August day. Canons off in the distance pointed over cars and toward the feilds. Bagpipes piping Amazing Grace as my father's casket is carried and set from hearse by his friends and my Uncles. Pastor reads from the Bible. Flag on casket is folded and presented to my mother. Casket is lowered into the ground. Taps is played in the distance. Canons fire.

11 year old exclaims, "I hope everyone has insurance!"


giggles abound.


Remarks that Jim's grandson is JUST like him.

 

[AhBee01]

My DS when he just turned 4 we were at the store in line at the pharmacy, and a lady was standing there my son looked at her and said Dozer ate Tucker's nuts! We had our baby goat banded and they fell off! Dozer was our dog! The lady was like, WHaaat? I said Toby is a goat and was fixed and it dries up and falls off, Dozer is a dog, tasty treat I guess!! She walked away in a tiff!! I guess she didn't see the humor!