Things only country kids would say:

[Q9]

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haha I liked this one

That sounds like something I would do NOW!

 

[salunra]

We just recently moved out to the country and have not gotten our chickens yet, but my 4 yr old is so excited. Actually it was his idea.

We have been talking to one of the old farmers down the street about getting ready for chickens. Well, the farmer left us a tin of cookies for Christmas, and my son was SO excited. Until he found out that it was cookies.... and not chicks. "I like cookies, but it should have been a chicken"

Poor kid.

Took him to the Ohio Nationals to look at the different breeds of chickens. He fell in love with all the roos. HE kept telling me, "Mama! They are singing to me! That is so sweet"

 

[magistradomina]

My 5 year old sister got a flashlight for Christmas this year and told all of us "Look guys! I got a flashlight! Now I can go flash somebody!"

 

[LindsayB]

Every time we eat dinner my 4 year old daughter asks, "who shot this Mommy? Daddy or Paw Paw?" lol

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

We had a guest over for dinner a week or so ago. We are all diggin in when DD leans over helpfully and say to our (very city) guest, "Be careful not to bite on any bullet parts, K?"

I am pretty much certain that was the end of dinner for that guest!












This had only happened to us once over a year ago, I was shocked she even remembered!

 

[kburen]

Calling my Mom at work when I was 10-12 and my brother was 12-14..."What do we do? There's a cow in the yard......No really.....a cow....you know MOOOOO! Should we tie a jump rope around it's neck until you find out who's it is????"

 

[kburen]

Oh, I forgot this one....Not that it's really something that's SAID, but done

Was watching a NATGEO show on bears at my parents house one day when they were babysitting my nephew (then about 13 or 14 months old). He picked up his toy hammer and walked up to the tv and started making "pow" noises at he pointed it at each bear. LOL He began to shoot everything after that.....He's now 18 months and has been taught that he can only "shoot" (he now makes his gun with his pointer and thumb, and even holds it up to his eye and squints like he's lining up his shot) animals. Oh, and we had to teach him that we don't "shoot" "Ho-Ho's" deer either...they are special and if we shoot them, we won't get toys from "Ho-Ho"

So for most of December when he saw a reindeer he'd put his finger up to his lips and say "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so that we would be quiet and not scare the deer.

I love that boy! We have a funny picture of him dressed up like Mickey Mouse on halloween shooting the deer in the back of a guys truck at "Trunk or treat" at his church LOL Do I need to add that his grand-daddy bought him his own hunting stand before he was born? LOL And that most of his first words had to do with animals?

 

[sixlittlechicks09]

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I can remember saying this ALL the time to my mom.
My favorite, from my 2ish niece,
"AUNTIE LIZ?!"
"Hey emmie what's up!"
"I found a snake in the driveway and its head is gone and it is dead! Can we feed it to the chickens?!"

Too cute.

 

[txhomegrown]

We live in dairy country, and one day we were driving around with my ex's GD. She saw some black and white paint horses and said:

"Look, dairy horses"

 

[Dutchgirl]

I recall something I've said or at least thought myself: "I'm going to give the chickens flying lessons." (Lifting them, throwing them up, and letting them drop.)