Things only country kids would say:

[conny63malies]

Spoken at a FUNERAL by my DH to his oldest DD" Shirely tell your granny to stop hitting on your uncle"
Taylors favorite thing to say" I used to could when i was little"

 

[Gonzo]

My little brother was over (he's 27), and saw an invoice for the new "chicken saddles" (hen aprons) I had just recieved, he said "hey, what are the chicken saddles for? Me being the person that I am, told him that they were for incase the car won't start! So My 8 yr old had to sit him down and explain it to him!

 

[Gonzo]

Can We Eat That? I love this thread!!!!

 

[iluvsedward]

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aww I like rabbits too

 

[michickenwrangler]

This one spoken at Xmas:

Me: I want our daughter to know where food comes from. (explaining why we STILL live in the country)

My dad to DD (after asking several things about eggs and veggies): So where does your milk come from?

DD: From the bulk tank.

 

[kla37]

My 8 yr old son said one morning to a friend who had spent the night, "You don't like eggs? How can you eat breakfast?"

13 yr old son, "Mom is that salad for us or for the chickens?"

me to 8 yr old, "I told you NO chickens in the house and especially in your bed!"

 

[Dar]

My daughters class was talking about where we get our food from...

My daughter spoke up and said we get our eggs from the chickens butt not from the store!

when we were walking around the store she opened an egg carton and all the eggs were white... she asked me where they keep the blue eggs

 

[Frosty]

DD prior to surgery to remove a piece of chain link embedded in her finger: 'Don't put me to sleep! It's not that bad!'

 

[arabianequine]

My younger step daughter said to me earlier this year when she was 18......."why would anyone help clean a coop for a few eggs?" and then said whoopee! I said cause you live here and should want to help your parents. I would....kids are different these days for sure. She ended up moving back to her moms shortly after and never did help clean it and hardly talked to us since. Seen her once in 6 months and that was to get her stuff.

 

[annaraven]

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