Things only country kids would say:

[jasonponce]

My wife was helping my 6 yr old DS with homework and noticed that his cheeks were really hot. She asked him if he felt sick and he just said, "No, I'm just a hottie!"

 

[JP33]

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Would probably (no doubt) have loosed an arrow through the screen!

This is classic! "But, I don't wanna go to town!"

...JP

 

[urban dreamer]

This thread is so cute. I grew up in the city (ghetto really) but visited my grandparents out in the country. I long to live out in the country where you have to make an effort to visit neighboors. Feels like I have missed out on so much! My mother is a butcher so I was the only kid in school that knew that eggs or beef didn't just apear at the store. I hope my childern will be fortunate/educated enough to know where thier food comes from and the hard work that gose into it. I love country people! Keep this thread go'n!

 

[texaschickmama]

My 4 yr old daughter to her 8 yr old bubba: "If you turn your hat 'round backards you can shoot better, bubba" So precious when a little girl talks about shooting........................

 

[tori20224]

a 12 year ld girl in my class a couple weeks back asked just out of the blue how do chickens pee?does it come out of there skin?

 

[A.T. Hagan]

"I don't wanna go outside. The chickens are out!" - The Kinder Minor (who is afraid of the rooster).

Me yelling across the property for my daughter: "Where are you?"
The Kinder Major replying: "I'm in the chicken tractor spending time with my birds!"

"Those turkeys are too loud. You should tell them to hush, daddy!" - The Kinder Minor.

I can relate to the "there's a pig in the yard, daddy" as my eldest daughter said that very thing to me one night.

.....Alan.

 

[JP33]

This isn't a saying but in line Imo with the topic.

At my main bee yard today, got my truck stuck in the middle of 13 acres. Good thing I had a tractor handy to pull my truck out, or my truck would still be out there in the mud.

Ok, thought of something in line with the topic, my buddy's kids asked me, only to be heard in the country.

"Hey, Mr. Jeff, can we pull some honey out the bee hives?" "Please, pretty please??"

Of course I did!


...JP

 

[beakkeeper]

You know she's a city slicker when she asks if it's safe to collect rainwater for your garden.

"So where's the sausage part of a cow?"

 

[Q9]

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DANG IT!!! You people are making me wish I lived in the country. I would love to be able to say the above quote. There's nothing to shoot (safely, anyway) in a neighborhood.

 

[mamagardener]

My 9 year old "Mom I was walking across the driveway and the mud pulled of my boot!"

My 12 year old"Dummy, why did you walk on the driveway? When it's muddy out walk on the grass, everyone knows that!"

Yeah right, my kids don't realize that most people have tarred driveways, except in the country.