Things only country kids would say:

[JP33]

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DANG IT!!! You people are making me wish I lived in the country. I would love to be able to say the above quote. There's nothing to shoot (safely, anyway) in a neighborhood.

Thing is if you shoot it in the city, the police knock on your door to take you to jail. In the country, your nearest neighbor knocks on the door and asks "What's for supper?"

I live in the city but have a place in the country, so I see it from both ends. Can't wait til the day we leave the city life behind for good!



...JP

 

[beakkeeper]

Quote:
DANG IT!!! You people are making me wish I lived in the country. I would love to be able to say the above quote. There's nothing to shoot (safely, anyway) in a neighborhood.

Thing is if you shoot it in the city, the police knock on your door to take you to jail. In the country, your nearest neighbor knocks on the door and asks "What's for supper?"

I live in the city but have a place in the country, so I see it from both ends. Can't wait til the day we leave the city life behind for good!



...JP

Came down one morning to find my dad beaning squirrels in our garden with a BB gun. They just sat there and looked at him.

 

[Ms~Silkie~Girl]

I hit a turkey today on the way home from work, don't bother making dinner!! (My dad)

 

[Q9]

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Thing is if you shoot it in the city, the police knock on your door to take you to jail. In the country, your nearest neighbor knocks on the door and asks "What's for supper?"

I live in the city but have a place in the country, so I see it from both ends. Can't wait til the day we leave the city life behind for good!



...JP

Came down one morning to find my dad beaning squirrels in our garden with a BB gun. They just sat there and looked at him.

The only thing I can shoot off in our yard is a BB gun. We're outside city limits, but dang it, we live in a blasted neighborhood. My dad has a shotgun, I have a .22, and neither of us can shoot them unless we go to this pathetic patch of trees called the "woods." You can see the freakin' highway on the other side. Fortunately, my grandpa has land out in the country, so we may head over there this summer and try our hand at hunting.

Sorry, I had to get all that out sooner or later.

 

[Chick_a_dee]

When rolling roundbales out to the field for the horses..

"Can't we just pick it up and put it in the truck?! it doesn't weigh THAT much" said my 15 year old brother LOL

 

[reveriereptile]

These are all fun to read.

 

[RAWR]

My son was telling me how today is Dr. Suess's birthday ... He wanted to know if in Green eggs and ham, if Dr. Suess was writing about Easter Eggers eggs. He thought that was really neat!

 

[froggie71]

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My DH sold some of our green eggs to a coworker. He went home and told his wife they were Seuss Eggs from Seuss chickens, that that was how Dr. Seuss came up with the idea. She thought is was so neat and was about to write about it on Facebook but he stopped her and told her the truth.

 

[vicki2x2]

We have a little serama rooster in the house as he wasn't feeling well. He has been silent the whole time, well yesterday, he was obviously feeling better and started crowing repeatedly. I was getting my six year old ready for school at the time. I had just brought in a LF hen the night before because she had a prolapse (my first) but had stuck her down in my oldest daughters bedroom where it was dark and quiet after treating her.

So anyway, the little rooster started crowing and after the fifth time, I said to him, "whats up with you, you think that girl is for you? You showing off for her?" To which my six year old daughter replied " I walk by him all the time, he don't usually crow at me, but I guess he likes me!"

 

[vicki2x2]

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My DH sold some of our green eggs to a coworker. He went home and told his wife they were Seuss Eggs from Seuss chickens, that that was how Dr. Seuss came up with the idea. She thought is was so neat and was about to write about it on Facebook but he stopped her and told her the truth.

That would have been hilarious!!