Love this. DD said she would have never thought her DS would be growing up around chickens. DGS age 4 loves my chickens. Carrys them everywhere. Keep the post coming people.
Things only country kids would say:
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When my dd was in first grade she wanted to take a pair of bottle kids in for show and tell (goats) then proceded to tell the whole glass that the buck 'shows his penis to the girls all the time and while he has it out he sticks it in his mouth and pees on himself'
Riding in the car with me and my mother (dd was about 3) there was a deer in the road (preface this with, we live in the country, my mother is a city person, and while she never says anything bad about my hunting hobbies, is not comfortable with it) so we stop to let it cross. My mom starts in with how beautiful it is and how lucky we are to see them up close every day (in my head thinging how glad I was I didn't hit the rat with my truck) and my 3 year old from the carseat in the back hollers out 'how come ya didn't shoot the darn thing?". I had to explain to her and my mother that it was illegal to shoot from trucks! Mother was horrified of course, I was trying not to die from not being able to laugh!
Riding in the car with me and my mother (dd was about 3) there was a deer in the road (preface this with, we live in the country, my mother is a city person, and while she never says anything bad about my hunting hobbies, is not comfortable with it) so we stop to let it cross. My mom starts in with how beautiful it is and how lucky we are to see them up close every day (in my head thinging how glad I was I didn't hit the rat with my truck) and my 3 year old from the carseat in the back hollers out 'how come ya didn't shoot the darn thing?". I had to explain to her and my mother that it was illegal to shoot from trucks! Mother was horrified of course, I was trying not to die from not being able to laugh!
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These ALL had me
These ALL had me
Jenny is in the house again.........our potbelly pig
and when my DD was in pre-k she told her entire class that her favorite animal was her chocolate roo. but that is not the word she used, we dont call them roosters.
A city girl would have been sent to the office for that remark, but all us country folks knew exactly what she was talking about.
and when my DD was in pre-k she told her entire class that her favorite animal was her chocolate roo. but that is not the word she used, we dont call them roosters.
A city girl would have been sent to the office for that remark, but all us country folks knew exactly what she was talking about.
These all had me rolling!
When we were kids, during the summer we'd go visit gramma and one of our chores was to feed the chickens, clean the coops and collect up the eggs. Once of my cousins was a lazy bugger and always seemed to fall asleep when it was coop cleaning time. One day we painted his toenails red and when it was time to feed we sent him out all by himself. I've never seen such a pretty dance.......
My best friend has 2 boys and at the time they were 5 & 7. Her husband was the state vet and the kids were very well educated about boy and girl animals and how they reproduced. One day we all trooped off to the local zoo because they had a new display of grizzly bears. While we were all still up at the front oohing and aaaahing over the bears, the boys had taken off and were checking out the other displays. Pretty soon we here the youngest one say, "Momma, momma come quick. Look at the cougars; they's f....in'." My friend's face matched her very pretty auburn hair. Their dad and I just about busted a gut we laughed so hard!
When we were kids, during the summer we'd go visit gramma and one of our chores was to feed the chickens, clean the coops and collect up the eggs. Once of my cousins was a lazy bugger and always seemed to fall asleep when it was coop cleaning time. One day we painted his toenails red and when it was time to feed we sent him out all by himself. I've never seen such a pretty dance.......
My best friend has 2 boys and at the time they were 5 & 7. Her husband was the state vet and the kids were very well educated about boy and girl animals and how they reproduced. One day we all trooped off to the local zoo because they had a new display of grizzly bears. While we were all still up at the front oohing and aaaahing over the bears, the boys had taken off and were checking out the other displays. Pretty soon we here the youngest one say, "Momma, momma come quick. Look at the cougars; they's f....in'." My friend's face matched her very pretty auburn hair. Their dad and I just about busted a gut we laughed so hard!
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That aint right!!!!!
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My dear sweet 3yr old grandson--was not happy the other morning.. I asked " what's wrong?" he replied " I am just one sad chicken, gran"! 'Why are you one sad chicken", I asked! He said 'cause Papa got the eggs out of the nest box"!
He loves to gather the eggs.. He picks up each one, rubs in against his cheek and announces the temp. of each one.. " Oh, this one is sooooo warm." or "this one is cooooooold"...
He loves to gather the eggs.. He picks up each one, rubs in against his cheek and announces the temp. of each one.. " Oh, this one is sooooo warm." or "this one is cooooooold"...
When I was very young, the parents bought two piglets. I dearly loved those piglets (and took years to eat pork again after they were turned into dinner). One night mom was getting ready to go out with my father, took her curlers out and put on her make-up... I was watching her get ready. Finally 'Mommy?' 'What honey?' 'Your cuter than a baby pig!' Ok, in my little mind, that was a complement, and the best that I could think of!
Fast forward, I was getting ready to go to a parent teacher conference for my step daughter and didn't want to embarrass her, so on went the make-up, the works. My daughter was about 4, and asked me 'is that make-up?' I told her it was, and she started telling me how pretty I looked. I smiled and told her thank you, that it was really nice of her to say that. A few moments of hesitation, and... 'you put that on so the teachers don't see you ugly?'
Fast forward, I was getting ready to go to a parent teacher conference for my step daughter and didn't want to embarrass her, so on went the make-up, the works. My daughter was about 4, and asked me 'is that make-up?' I told her it was, and she started telling me how pretty I looked. I smiled and told her thank you, that it was really nice of her to say that. A few moments of hesitation, and... 'you put that on so the teachers don't see you ugly?'
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haha I liked this one
haha I liked this one
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