Things only country kids would say:

[OutInTheStiks]

I overheard this one in the office of the school I work at. The kid was on the phone with his mom getting permission to leave school.

"Mom, will you tell them I can leave? A school bus ran over a deer and no one claimed it."

 

[1stepcloser]

LMAO...OMG...this thread is hilarious!! More! More!

 

[Brody's Broodello]

There they go again, doing the baby sheep dance! 8 yr old son, as we drive up the driveway next to the sheep pasture

 

[Brody's Broodello]

"Mem, Mem hurry quick!" 4 yr old running into the house yelling. Dottie has an egg stuck! I has him how do you know? He replies" Cause Buster is standing on her back trying to help her push it out!"

 

[seismic wonder2]

"How come leather jackets cost so much? It ain't like cows are man eaters. I mean, they just stand there and lick their nose..." My 9yo neice, way back when...

 

[Countrywife]

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Is said son still alive?????

 

[Melissakins]

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These just totally tickled me...especially the last two

 

[12GAGirl]

"Gross, I aint eating that!" And I was talking about canned biscuits when I was like seven years old!

 

[texasgal]

DD18's first word ... was ... "MOO"

 

[Soccer Mom]

Oh how I love this thread!

My eldest DS, back when he was in kindergarten had to write a story about a dinosaur. He said "You are a lady dinosaur, but you need to hurry up and find a mate so you can have fertile eggs or you'll go extinct."

Good thing it's just a little country school and the teacher thought it was cute.

Same kid, now in Jr. high, greets his chickens every morning by saying "hello, my delicious little babies! My you're looking tasty today."