Things only country kids would say:

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

"Is that our dinner or the chicken's?"

Hissed whisper outside of school: "Mom, you've got chicken poo on your shoes! Wipe them off!"

"Mom, your rooster is at the door again!"

 

[annie3001]

"I dont need socks on, with my snow shoes" "you dont momma"
or
"thats not our chicken from outside is it momma"
"no dear for now they are pets" (snicker snicker)

 

[annie3001]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

"Is that our dinner or the chicken's?"

Hissed whisper outside of school: "Mom, you've got chicken poo on your shoes! Wipe them off!"

"Mom, your rooster is at the door again!"

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[ChickBond 007]

"Dad says that the farmer that smells the worst in the coffee shop usually has the most money"

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
I like that.

I was admonished for years to..."Be wary of the clean shaven, who doesn't wear a hat."

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

"Grandpa, you smell like a goat." -Me, age 3.

 

[Hunny]

My two year old always want to go eat at the "cow house"

IE the Sale Yard Cafe.

 

[ruby]

My youngest daughter who is now 21 arg... but when she was 4 she asked me why the stars only shined at home and not in town. It made me realize kids need stars to shine on them....

 

[jerseygirl1]

This is the BEST thread

 

[call ducks]

When people say tukey you(I) think turkey eggs are sooo good.