Things only country kids would say:

[Shadowhills Farm]

LOL great thread!!

 

[redhen]

Quote:

 

[michickenwrangler]

"My locker smells like a skunk because I ran one over on the way to school and decided to skin it."

"Backhoe!" (daughter was just 14 months old when she said it)

"I'm not allowed in with the bucks becaue they'll jump on me."

"I'm saving this [portion of dinner] for the chickens."

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

When I tried to explain to my teacher that I was missing school because the Farm Supply Truck was coming tommorow and we needed to stock our pond.

 

[key west chick]

"Do I really need to wear shoes? We're just going to the feed store!"

 

[Bec]

" I love cleaning stalls, when you step on the poop, it makes you grow just like the plants in the garden!" - my 6 year old daughter

"It's just poop, it's not like it is anything gross" - My 6 year old daughter said this while holding one of her baby silkies during her show and tell at school. The baby pooped on her lap and of course the class, in unison, said "Ewwww"

 

[emmalynn]

When offered a little Debbie snack cake for snack--- Mom, can't I take the deer jerky instead???

 

[Countrywife]

My now 15 year old son, when he was 7 and we got the first goats, and they were mating "THATS IT????"

Everyday for years when they got home from school- "Can we go fishing"

"Do I have a mark on my back? I fell out of the hay loft, but I remembered to tuck and roll"

Can I SHOOT the rooster (my 14 yo ultra female daughter, last week when I finally agreed to get rid of the attack roo)

Mom, Dad almost bought me a pink gun today. (My then 13 yo daughter when I let her out alone with the husband, very bad idea)

I had to go do something today after I started this- so glad you guys kept it going.

 

[deek248]

did we run over too bad to cook it?
7yo son after running over a squirrel on the way to school

 

[jasonponce]

My wife turned 36 yesterday and my 6 year old son told her... "it sure is a good thing you are not a dog because you would be like 252 years old!"