Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Peckar]

"You know there is a chichen on your car."

"Oh my god my garden!"

"It's attacking the cat get it off!"

 

[Peckar]

Yup Iv'e done that before and when I hear a little knocking sound Im like have the eggs cracked!

 

[Chick farm]

"Can you get hemorrhoid cream for the chicken's butt?"

"I gave the chick a butt soak today."

"I need a q-tip for the chicken's butt."


We are having issues, but I never dreamed, in a million years, I would be wiping a chick's butt. (Vent, I know.)

 

[PekinBantam]

I sing to mine when they get on roost... "I see the moon, the moon sees me, down thru the leaves of the old oak tree, please let the light that shines on me... shine on the ones I love!! Good night girls! hey, they like it and never complain if I am off key!

My mom thinks I'm crazy for checking on my chickens at night, but if I would sing them a lullaby.... LOL!!! I don't even want to THINK of her reaction!

 

[tabba11]

Turn around. I dont want you pooping in my face. ( as she was sitting on my shoulder.)

 

[chickencrazy429]

Mom: DINNER TIME!
Me: KAY! Let me get the four chicks off of me before I come down!

 

[AZGardenFarmer]

* Really?¿ It's 3am. Go to bed Peck!!¡¡

Really?!!? Get your butt OFF the Water Dispenser!¡ Youre turning the water green.

Seriously Peck. It's a Water Hose, not a Worm. You can NOT eat it.

Get your butt back into the Coop. Ya ate all the Bullet Ants in the Run. Seriously. Leave that d** Hole alone!!¡¡ They're all gone!!¡¡ Crazy bird.

 

[TheChicken4U]

Dad! Maybe i could train the chickins to sing! so it would be like buk buk buk buk buk buk buk!!! like twinkle twinkle little star! im gunna enter them in britains got talent...

 

[TheChicken4U]

WHAT!!? while i was on holiday you DIDNT HAND FEED HER?! SHES A CHICKEN! FORGOODNESSSAKE!!!!

 

[TheChicken4U]

-Brother walks into the chicken pen- Sshhh.... sparkles laying her 20th egg!!!!!