Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[CyndiChick]

Me to our supposed guard dog (german shepherd/Staffordshire bull mix) "Some guard dog. You just got beat up by a 3 week old chicken! Now quit cowering behind my leg and go guard something dangit!"

Me to hubby "You are so lucky. Who else would let their hubby have 22 chicks in the bedroom and play with them all the time and not be jealous?"

Me to neighbor "No I didn't forget to wash them.... they are brown eggs. Not dirty ones."

Me teasing a slightly less endowed in the chest area friend of mine "My chickens have bigger boobs than you!"

 

[Ceilismom]

"Child, your hair smells like chicken (#@&"

because

"Get the chicken off your head!"

"Where's the chicken bucket?"

 

[mlaff]

Mommy it's a good thing the meat chicks are ugly. I can't eat pretty chicks.

Help me put shoes on the chick.~ curled toes on my newest is proving to be a mission trying to keep the shoes on.

Can the chick have hello kitty shoes?

 

[melina90]

found this note taped to my desk at work. got a whole container full... my boss was like

even tho' she knows I have chickens... she buys my eggs...

Hahahaha!

 

[Bodacious]

"I'll be right there dear; I'm just trying to make sure that these chicks know how to drink out of a nipple."

 

[cknnewbie]

That's the girls' stroller (chicken tractor). I call it Poultry in Motion.

I love it! I'm stealing that phrase!

 

[Jordi15]

"Why is the dog food disappearing?"

"Babe! I found out where the dog food is going!"

(I go in to steal eggs, and my americauna jumps out like I'm gonna murder her) I say "oh, you big freakin'chicken!"

"Get shoes on now before you step in chicken poo"

"Take your shoes off at the door theyre Covered in chicken poo!"

"The ducks are walking in the door, they must want peas"

Oh and my boys and i have got the "quack" down just right so we can carry on conversations with the ducks.

 

[acsinos]

'' i forgot to lock my girls up'' ''watch out for chickan poop'' stop laying eggs in the feed trough''

I always say "I have to go lock up the babies"...our 5 week old chicks that free range during the day and get cooped at night. Almost as bad as "locking up the girls!"

 

[acsinos]

Me to our supposed guard dog (german shepherd/Staffordshire bull mix) "Some guard dog. You just got beat up by a 3 week old chicken! Now quit cowering behind my leg and go guard something dangit!"

Me to hubby "You are so lucky. Who else would let their hubby have 22 chicks in the bedroom and play with them all the time and not be jealous?"

Me to neighbor "No I didn't forget to wash them.... they are brown eggs. Not dirty ones."

Me teasing a slightly less endowed in the chest area friend of mine "My chickens have bigger boobs than you!"

Love the brown egg one! How funny!

 

[chickencrazy429]

I private message my teacher in my online literature class:
"I have to go put my chicks away-- Pippy got out, be right back!"