Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Wild Rooster]

"get her! get her! get- oh...he got her..."

ill put more later

 

[CherishHolland]

"Uh, Mom, is it alright if I go to church with a little chicken poop stain on me?"

I said something similar to my 12 year old son, only it was go change you must have sat in a chicken bomb.

 

[neophyte17]

Get the epsom salt, its time for the roosters foot spa (soaking their feet for a sore)

Hey...the corn on the cob is for the roosters not for the guests at the barbq


Are the roosters ready fot the movie?

 

[CherishHolland]

Oh I have another one
Me to DH
Honey I don't know what is worse. The kids fighting or the chickens b**ching over who gets the dust box first.

 

[Jordi15]

Yesterday while at the feed store me to my 8 year old daughter
Hey Mysti Grab me that pecker wrecker
then turning to DH laughing because of how bad that sounded

Explaining to my almost 16 yr old dd

I have to pick some stuff up for Fuzzy's butt

her- Why:

Well the others are picking on her so she has naked thighs and what looks to be a Brazilian Wax Job for a chicken
she has just this little strip of fuzz from her butt to her tummy
then all of us laughing because of how I described it

I have an ameraucana who looks like she has also had a brazillian wax job ha ha I love the way you put that!

My five and six year olds used to say "mom he pecked me with his pecker!" It took me a few months of saying "that's a bad word! Don't say pecker, its a beak" before they finally stopped. Lol

 

[CherishHolland]

I have an ameraucana who looks like she has also had a brazillian wax job ha ha I love the way you put that!

My five and six year olds used to say "mom he pecked me with his pecker!" It took me a few months of saying "that's a bad word! Don't say pecker, its a beak" before they finally stopped. Lol

How funny Fuzzy is one of my Ameraucana pullets and for some reason they pick on her I have separated her from the flock but when I do that she gets depressed, even brought her in still depressed only happy with the others so I just keep an extra close eye on her. I do feed her by herself though because she gets a scrambled egg in the morning and chicken crack sprinkled on top. (chicken crack = meal worms)

 

[CherishHolland]

Get the epsom salt, its time for the roosters foot spa (soaking their feet for a sore)

Hey...the corn on the cob is for the roosters not for the guests at the barbq


Are the roosters ready fot the movie?

so what movie were they watching?

 

[Deerling]

"I have to go tuck the chickens in"

"Buffle is my hero! She just ate a Jerusalem cricket."

"Stop throwing the chickens!" (This said to my one and a half year old)

This thread is great!!

 

[Rezia]

I held my chicken up to the sky all while singing off-key "SHES THE DAUGHTER OF A CHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-KEN!" (Lion King reference XD)

"Who wants some scrrrratch!?!?" (They all come running)

"Come hither my little minions!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Get 'im, Hazey!! Get 'im!!" Said to my EE, Hazel. I wanted her to eat a centipede-- hate those things. *shiver*