Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[BunnyLover44]

"Oh well, it's only a little bit of poop." After accidentally setting my hand down and one finger got some fresh droppings on it.

LoL!!!!!!

 

[Little Peep]

why is there a dead chicken under the Van?! ( and sadly This really happened I know its sad

and gross

)

 

[chickencrazy429]

why is there a dead chicken under the Van?! ( and sadly This really happened I know its sad

and gross

)

That sounds devastating!!

 

[fosterson]

::drives past neighbor's farm::

:ad whips around so hard he almost gets whiplash::

Other Half: Are those barred rock crosses.

Me: Yeah, I think so.

OH: Do you think our girls...nah.

Me: All five of them were in their pen before we left. They're fine.

::make it half way to town::

OH: I can't stand it. We're going back and counting the chickens.

Me: I thought you didn't like the chickens.

OH: Shut up.

::turns van around::

 

[teresa42299]

me: what type of chickens do you think she has
sister: I don't know maybe we could ask to look at them sometime
me: maybe


I would never had ask this if I got my first chicks

 

[handsomecock]

Sorry baby cant stay, gotta let my chicks out...

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

I've gotta pick a different two weeks to come home. (Every two weeks the coop needs cleaning.. and those two weeks ALWAYS Fall on the weekends I'm home from college... 2 weeks of chicken poop and cecals...

)

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Ok Dad, after classes I will definitely scrub the stoop off of all the chicken poop." *sigh*

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

HEY!!! Both feet on the ground at all times. My backyard is a strict "no fly zone!" And I'm not in the mood to go fetch one of you from the neighbor's yard today.

 

[BunnyLover44]

Ouch! That stupid chicken bit my toe

The chickens are now certified pasta lovers!

Darn it I wore my poop shoes in the house again.

The black hen tried to attack me again