Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Jubilee1111]

Something I definitely never said to a stranger before I got into chickens -


"Nice cock!"

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

To a friend

" Would you like to massage her wattles ?"
Or

" Her comb and wattles are getting redder everyday "

 

[PeuAPeu]

Today as we were on our way to my BF mom's for Easter lunch I saw a nice little building behind someone's house.....I commenced saying "Oh honey, look at the little building behind that house. It would be perfect for my chickens!"

 

[NYRIR]

Watching a commercial for shampoo with my DD...

"Wow, her hair is so pretty! Looks just like a Buff Orpington!"

True story....

 

[princessmama]

Too too funny!!

"That is a freckle, not food."
"Fluffy Butts!!"
"Just so ya know...you got pooped on."

And lots of others that I can't think of right now.

 

[LittleSticks]

"I wish my chicken nipples would get here!"

 

[mamas farm]

chicken poop on my porch,on my shirt,in the house,on my truck oh no under my foot. my daughter was cleanning out the ducks water and she fell in and started to cry because her hair smelt like duck poop. we named our hen's Girls. The girl's are laying go catch us up some breakfast .

 

[mamas farm]

nice breast, what I mean by this is I made chicken breast from one of our rooster's and my husband said,nice breast he also said his mom's breast was dry.

 

[fishnet1971]

nice breast

omg.........

you guys are to much.... i did really just spit my coffee all over the screen.... that and the 'other ' comment of such nature.......

 

[nyanamia]

Hahaha! I'm sure I will identify with many of these when I get my chickens! I already do in a small way cause I spend so much time on this site learning things. Several times now my husband and I have driven by or come across some sort of structure at which I have observed that "This would make an awesome chicken house!"