Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[WhiskeyTango]

My son to my wife while looking at the 5 week old golden laced polish chick in the brooder. " Look Mommy she has hair just like yours". Mommy wasn't to happy with that one.

 

[PrairieChickens]

My son to my wife while looking at the 5 week old golden laced polish chick in the brooder. " Look Mommy she has hair just like yours". Mommy wasn't to happy with that one.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Hair like this? I can't imagine why she'd take that as anything less than a compliment!

 

[PekinBantam]

I had a conversation with with one of my hens yesterday, she wanted to lay eggs on a tree. She actually clucked back at me, cackling. I'm sure that my parents and my uncle (who was visiting that day) thought I was crazy.

 

[chickenoverlord]

Hehehe, my neighbors grandson, who is my age, walked up to find me having a conversation with my hen while petting her. He patted me on the head. Shook his head, and went inside to see my brother,lol

 

[cheeka]

found this note taped to my desk at work. got a whole container full... my boss was like

even tho' she knows I have chickens... she buys my eggs...

 

[Nevaschickens]

This one is a picture. Pretty much sums up my feelings at this point.

My reaction exactly... All my friends and a lot of my family are like you are so weird. Im like whatever.

 

[chickenoverlord]

No dear, that is NOT food "is pecked in ear"
Get outta tha way! Move you feathered patootie! "steps on chicken"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Oh my word, Buttermilk. Honestly, it's not that windy out. Trust me, your feathers won't get messed up."
*Me at a birthday party calling my Mom* "Hey Mom. I was wondering if you could put my hens to bed."

 

[Dowie]

found this note taped to my desk at work. got a whole container full... my boss was like

even tho' she knows I have chickens... she buys my eggs...

Love it!

 

[chickenoverlord]

Me calling my dad from friends house, "daddy? Will you lock my children in a box?"