Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[The Hen]

"I need to let Red soak in the tub to soften her bottom and get the poo off".

"I just love my babies"

"Now I want to get a goat". "You're not getting a goat you didn't marry a farmer"

"I'm gonna go play with the babies"

"Honey, I built a playpen so the babies can play outside now".

"Go on. Get out of my garden you darn birds"

"LOOK! She's got a worm. It's funny to watch them chase each other".

 

[PekinBantam]

"LOOK! She's got a worm. It's funny to watch them chase each other".

LOL! Same thing with mine! One time when I gave them an apple core, it was like chicken football! They love it when I give them soup noodles or pasta, they must think it's worms.

 

[chickzndahood]

"Mom...why am I eating chicken" (lol, it was like my first week having chickens)
"Dont talk about chickens like that!!"
"I just love kissing their adorable butts!"
"My god, look at how big that poop is"
"Dont feed them mealworms without me!"
"If only I had a diaper."
"omg, is she going to poop on me?!"

 

[chickendude9]

"Mom, wheres the paper towels i stepped in chicken poop again"

 

[BScott03]

Sorry I can't come into work today. My babies will be here at 9:00 AM

 

[Jordi15]

~~My ducks TRY to eat the dog food, but the dogs chase them away. Kinda entertaining to watch them come back and do it over and over. I also managed to copy my youngest ducks' quacks. They actually replied! ~~

My 5 year old has got the "quack" mastered and the ducks respond every time, it never fails! Its so cute, I love having ducks. Soon we'll own more property... Which means ill own more ducks and more chickens!! Can't wait!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Pippy, the refrigerator is not a roost."

 

[RaZ]

"I can go to jail for this?"

https://www.backyardchickens.com/a/convicted-criminal-chickenkeeper

 

[nmmrc1983]

1- it's just a little poop don't stress it.
2- No I don't want you on my head little fatty? ( one of my RIR chicks loves to ride on my shoulder when i change their water, or clean out their coop,and reallly wants to sit on my head.)
3- Jelly Bean/ Chicky stop pecking my ring
4- Babies go chirp-chirp. (to my 6 month old son who "talks" to the chickes now. pretty funny stuff)
5- No we don't eat family- (to my cats who were amazed by our new additions for the 1st week I brought them home)
I have sooo many more and I just started on my chicken adventure.

 

[ReeseTheChick]

"Does this poop look funny?"
"Go feed these worms to the ladies"
"Someone get the girls out of the grill!"
"...The chicken ate my food....--again.."
"QUIT GROWLING AT ME I'M STILL GOING TO TAKE YOUR EGGS!"