Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[eggxelent]

I've been watching this thread for a while and finally got something to add:
Mom: (driving down the road) Oh, look at all those magpies on the side of the road, there's a bunch! They're like little chickens!
Me: You've been infected with the bird flu!

 

[BunnyLover44]

Me: That supid racoon ate my chickens dad!!!!! Can I kill it??!!

Dad: NO!
Me: Why not?? He ate my chickens!

Dad: Because you

love

ALL animals and cant even kill a bug!
Me: O, your right! Nevermind. Bye!

 

[Scrambled8]

Get your poop sandals on before you go in the coop.
make sure you turn the lights on before you go to bed

 

[ohiochick2013]

If the girls lay their first egg while we're gone this weekend, I'm going to be mad!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"These eggs are for the hens, not me. They're out of food."

 

[ohiochick2013]

Those younger girls are going to be cooped up until they learn that's their new home. No going out until then.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hens, don't bother your little sisters, they're fragile."

 

[blinkk]

We got baby chicks a month ago. We're trying to hand tame them, so once I day I announce to my spouse, "Honey- I'm going to pick up some hot chicks."

 

[CyndiChick]

My friends who know I love my chickens frequently freak out new acquaintances by telling them I am into some kinky stuff involving chicks in cages... And have in turn been freaked out when the other person asks for my number!

 

[blinkk]

My friends who know I love my chickens frequently freak out new acquaintances by telling them I am into some kinky stuff involving chicks in cages... And have in turn been freaked out when the other person asks for my number!

...and I thought mine was clever. I might use this one next time. LOL!