Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[CyndiChick]

A phrase I never thought I'd say.... "Rake up the poop but don't throw it out! "

 

[ohiochick2013]

Wow! That one with the kinky chicks is hilarious!

 

[LDev]

"Can I have a half pint of maggots please?'

'I'll be in in a minute I just have to put vaseline on the hen!'

: D

 

[RaZ]

Not said by me but from a little girl..."Are they real?"

 

[TehLizardKing]

Rub that chicks butt...yeah that's it

I want to take my hen for a walk in the park?

(actually, what surprised me more was my answer)

Yeah, ok. I don't see why not.

 

[Chicken Woman26]

Stick out your tounge. Jackson wants to eat it.

Give her a kiss. She's just a chicken!

Why do I have to wash my hands? Chickens arent dirty.

Feel how fuzzy her butt is.

Have you ever kissed a chicken in the comb?




your right! it does sound funny afterwords!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"OW! That's a freckle not a bug, Hedwig!!!"

 

[LibRat]

"OW! That's a freckle not a bug, Hedwig!!!"

You have very unique names for your chickens. I like them.

 

[Chicken Woman26]

good night, sleep tight, dont let the leg mites bite!

 

[PekinBantam]

Me: Domino, did you just peck me?
Domino (My frizzle chick): Peet peet?