Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[3littlechickies]

"Mom it's just chick poop, calm down!"

"Aww, they're starting to get their but feathers!"

 

[Gramma Chick]

Said to my little Samatra Roo ...Sammie you sound like a broken squeekie toy ...

 

[chickencrazy429]

(Me at camp)
"Gross!!! These eggs are nasty!!! I'm way too used to my hens' FRESH eggs!"

 

[Linnren]

"Oh, you darling, sweet little babies!" After singing "You are my sunshine!" While walking softly into the coop so I will not frighten them!

 

[Linnren]

Singing "you are my sunshine" while walking softly into the chicken house, then saying "Oh you sweet little babies! "

 

[3crazychicksOH]

Do you want to hold my chicken?

 

[CGinJCMO]

"Just because the rooster is gone, doesn't mean you have to go start bothering the hens."

I got tired of the body slams from the rooster so he's now in my fridge. My 9 yr old son thinks he can now go pick up and pet the hens. I told him he needs to hang with the bantams (his 3 d'uccles outside, 2 d'uccle chicks inside, or socialize his brother's 3 polish bantams since brother has been away to camp for 3 weeks now).

CG

 

[Chickies4ever]

(Me at camp)
"Gross!!! These eggs are nasty!!! I'm way too used to my hens' FRESH eggs!"

x2 ( I was there)

 

[AQHAchick22]

"I got a wing in the face!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Well you see, Hazel is a bit picky on how she's held. You have to slide these two fingers between her two legs then she feels secure when you lift her up." :3