Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

"My gosh we've called so many vets we could make a vet recommendation!"
said while we were calling vets who take chickens in....

 

[BunnyLover44]

Chickens are mimics. I have one roo that mimics crows, one that mimics a dog's growl and one that mimics my cat whining at the backdoor.

LOL!!!!

 

[cknnewbie]

when the gang is dilly-dallying in my way when it's feeding time, the saying has now become:

Scoot your boot before I put a boot in your scoot! don't know why, but it gets them moving faster than "shoo shoo shoo...."

Too funny!

 

[Chickies4ever]

"My gosh we've called so many vets we could make a vet recommendation!"
said while we were calling vets who take chickens in....

Did the one we suggest let you bring one in? I absolutely despise that vet sometimes though.

 

[BunnyLover44]

You better be a girl!!!
Or
You better eat those ants before the eat you!!

 

[Lorilyn Farms]

What part of "eat the aphids' didn't you understand? Now I gotta go find some more dirt....

 

[MidNight Wings]

'Godfread, that's not what you do with chicks... Spit her out before I got over there or else...'
My ducks going for my new EE chicks. (they stopped after I started over to them)

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

"Will it be eggs or eggs for breakfast?"

 

[cheeka]

"Will it be eggs or eggs for breakfast?"

can I substitute that for some eggs?

my son came up to visit for a few days and he actually had the nerve to go to the diner for breakfast! I have bacon, ham, sausage, bread for french toast, pancake flour, fresh fruit... and I was willing to cook it all. Meatball. Where did I go wrong????

 

[PekinBantam]

'Godfread, that's not what you do with chicks... Spit her out before I got over there or else...'
My ducks going for my new EE chicks. (they stopped after I started over to them)

I had one similar situation. About two months ago a newborn chick fell out of the nest while i was inside the house. I heard the chickens making a lot of noise and when I went outside I saw my mix-breed hen, Jenna, with the chick in her mouth running from the rest of the flock. *Facepalm*