Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Susique333]

"Oh my God, do you think THAT is a normal looking poop?" Peering closely and studying intently.......

 

[LibRat]

Son: That darn rooster is kicking me!
Me: Pick him up. (Meaning tuck him under your arm and show him who's boss)
Son: Look! I got him but now he's hitting me in the head.
Me: Not under the wings he's not a little kid... Of course he's gonna beat you in the head. Hold him like a football.
Son: OK
Me: Not upside down :/

 

[Lorilyn Farms]

Son: That darn rooster is kicking me!
Me: Pick him up. (Meaning tuck him under your arm and show him who's boss)
Son: Look! I got him but now he's hitting me in the head.
Me: Not under the wings he's not a little kid... Of course he's gonna beat you in the head. Hold him like a football.
Son: OK
Me: Not upside down

 

[sepaditty1]

"Don't throw that away! I can use it for my chickens!"

 

[coffeychicks]

Son: That darn rooster is kicking me!
Me: Pick him up. (Meaning tuck him under your arm and show him who's boss)
Son: Look! I got him but now he's hitting me in the head.
Me: Not under the wings he's not a little kid... Of course he's gonna beat you in the head. Hold him like a football.
Son: OK
Me: Not upside down

 

[BunnyLover44]

ME: Plz can I stay home?! She(my best freind) might forget to feed the chickens and they might all die from starvation!
Mom: No if they die they die. Plus it is only for one day, they will be fine.

 

[PekinBantam]

Son: That darn rooster is kicking me!
Me: Pick him up. (Meaning tuck him under your arm and show him who's boss)
Son: Look! I got him but now he's hitting me in the head.
Me: Not under the wings he's not a little kid... Of course he's gonna beat you in the head. Hold him like a football.
Son: OK
Me: Not upside down :/

That's hilarious!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Dang it did my girth go in chicken poop?!"
"It's nasty--they have dog poop all over their yard!" "Well you have chicken poop all over your yard..." "That's different."

 

[Gramma Chick]

"Dang it did my girth go in chicken poop?!"
"It's nasty--they have dog poop all over their yard!" "Well you have chicken poop all over your yard..." "That's different."

This is so funny & true ! I said this same thing to myself yesterday in my neighbors yard " Nasty dog poop ..well theres chicken poop in my yard..not so gross

 

[sepaditty1]

Not sure why, but it's true. Chicken poop just isn't as gross.