Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[3KillerBs]

"Is that human pizza or chicken pizza?"

My spare kid is a shift supervisor at the local Domino's. He brings home leftover, burned, never-picked-up, and mis-made pizzas from time to time. The mis-mades and the not-so-burned ones are for us. The others are for the chickens. Chickens LOVE pizza.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"WAIT! Don't leave yet! The hens are out!"

 

[flickerloo]

Time to check the poop (during a worming)

Stop standing in the food dish! No one wants your feet on the breakfast!

Stop hogging all the worms!

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

"Do NOT use that fowl language with me Missy. I don't care if your minions call you the queen!"

"My flower pots are not your salad bar. Go forage out in the garden and leave my pots alone!"

And when it's time to get them all back into their run, I call "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!! I NEED ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!!" (I'm not allowed to have a rooster so I really do have all single ladies.)

 

[Natteegann]

I am cracking up here over!

I talk about my ladies all the time, and some of my friends thought I had a second group of friends....

My kids say more things than I do
"Mom is this my oatmeal or chicken oatmeal" is a frequent one
"It's okay if I don't finish it, the chickens will"

 

[chickencrazy429]

I am cracking up here over!

I talk about my ladies all the time, and some of my friends thought I had a second group of friends....

My kids say more things than I do
"Mom is this my oatmeal or chicken oatmeal" is a frequent one
"It's okay if I don't finish it, the chickens will"

Haha!! I love the oatmeal one. XD

 

[Mickey Lou 04]

"Do NOT use that fowl language with me Missy. I don't care if your minions call you the queen!"

"My flower pots are not your salad bar. Go forage out in the garden and leave my pots alone!"

And when it's time to get them all back into their run, I call "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!! I NEED ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!!" (I'm not allowed to have a rooster so I really do have all single ladies.)

That is awesome!

 

[chicken dad]

When I mention something about my girls, people look at me kind of funny till they realize I'm talking about the chickens.

 

[cheeka]

chicken dad! sigh, it gets worse as the addiction grows...

 

[Gramma Chick]

"Don't MAKE me get the Rake of Death!" (my hens are terrified of a rake...all I have to do is pick it up and they run for the coop.)
"Fugly! Stop trying to brood those eggs!" (Fugly is a 1/2 Silkie rooster)
"Let me get done making breakfast for the girls and I'll start ours."

Thats what I use Too when they are out of my yard & not listening to me .
I say Bad Girls Get Home !