Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

"Wanna see the chickens jump?!"

 

[coffeychicks]

Said by my son. Mom can you wash my jacket. I broke an egg in the pocket.

 

[chickencoop789]

Said by my son. Mom can you wash my jacket. I broke an egg in the pocket.

That happens to me all the time

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"You can hop up on my arm."

 

[chickencoop789]

"Hey, did I step in chicken poop?"

 

[YoungFarmer61]

Recently had my first FFA petting zoo, brought my rooster, he is very tame surprisingly and kissed him in front of all of my friends. yess kissed him on his beak

 

[chicksurreal]

Recently had my first FFA petting zoo, brought my rooster, he is very tame surprisingly and kissed him in front of all of my friends. yess kissed him on his beak

Lol!

Yes!!!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hey that's my poptart!"
"Is that poop on my keyboard?"

 

[chickencoop789]

"Hey that's my poptart!"

My chickens have taken food from me soo many times!

"Uh oh. Looks like you have a poopy butt"

 

[PekinBantam]

"Chino, you're not going to tip over my iced tea!" *Quickly picks up glass*