Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencoop789]

"Hercules, stop trying to mate with your brother!"

 

[Aacre]

"Mmm.. Scoby!" Whenever I go to feed my chickens their FF.

 

[BunnyLover44]

Me; "Mom! My chicken hatched an egg!"

Mom: "I thought they where all girls?!"

Me: "I guess we have a secret male!"

Mom: (mom looks concern/scared/happy)

Me: "April Fools!"

Mom: (relieved)

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

Me; "Mom! My chicken hatched an egg!"

Mom: "I thought they where all girls?!"

Me: "I guess we have a secret male!"

Mom: (mom looks concern/scared/happy)

Me: "April Fools!"

Mom: (relieved)

Good one!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Me: *smooch smooch* *sweet voice* "Yucky Butter! You smell like poopy!"
Buttermilk: Boook
Me: *gently puts down Buttermilk*
Buttermilk: Bok.

 

[orumpoultry]

Hubby: What's in your shirt?

Me: Gladys.

Hubby: -blank stare-

Me: She fell in the pool, now that she's dry I'm just warming her up.

 

[chickenlover80]

Me- What is that awful odor?? *looks down* Oh great my chicken crapped on my new shirt.

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

Hubby: What's in your shirt?

Me: Gladys.

Hubby: -blank stare-

Me: She fell in the pool, now that she's dry I'm just warming her up.

How cute!

 

[orumpoultry]

How cute!

It was. Lost poor Gladys and her sister Lilly to cocci earlier today. Poor baby. This is the last picture I have of her now.

 

[Farmer Viola]

It was. Lost poor Gladys and her sister Lilly to cocci earlier today. Poor baby. This is the last picture I have of her now.

sorry about your chickie...
your tattoo is awesome though