Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Back2MyRoots]

While watching swimming in the Olympics last night.. "kromowidjojo! that'd make an awesome name for a chicken!"

 

[little farmer]

While watching swimming in the Olympics last night.. "kromowidjojo! that'd make an awesome name for a chicken!"

hahahahahah that would make a cool name!!!!! My Mom was like ''kromowidjojo!!! What kind of a last name is that?!"

 

[RileyB]

Sitting at my son's birthday dinner last night at a really nice restaurant and I turn to him and my daughter-in-law and ask them if they have any fresh grass. The looks on my other two boys and husband's face was priceless. My birthday boy turns to me and says, "Mom, your dealer must not be very good if you are having to ask us for grass!"

That is the funniest thing ever!

 

[cheeka]

today, my BH was out communing with the chickens... and i hear nice chattering going on, then... "oo ow, don't walk on my legs, you gettin' me all scratched up. okay, who pooped on me? Honey! will you bring me a paper towel soaked in rubbing alcohol? oo ow, now i'm in the poop zone, you got like pungy (sp) sticks there!

i was laughing so hard coming in the house, trying to remember everything he said so i could post it when he's not looking! i didn't know what a "pungy" (sp) was tho' had to ask, he wouldn't tell me til i brought him his paper towel... King of Drama, love him so!

 

[Jadnils]

Really Lucy? Do you have to sit on my lap with those dirty , stinky feet?

Sylvia, are you sure you know you are a chicken? ( I swear, she quacks like a duck!)

 

[Drover]

PrarieChickens: "Has anyone seen my rooster-smacking stick?" (Also called the "respect stick", I started carrying it with me after our rooster started attacking me.)

oh goodness, I thought I was the only one who had a rooster stick! Very useful. Dont even have to touch my rooster with it, when he sees I have it, he knows I mean buisness

" Hold still, I want to play with your waddles! "

Every rooster I have has to put up with me. I love their waddles! Im such a weirdo... come on, im not the only one who does this!

 

[cheeka]

my rooster stick is a ski pole, haven't had to use it but one time, and that was at least 6 weeks ago. but i keep it planted outside the back door just in case

i love to rub waddles and combs... i love it when they close their eyes... and just relax and breathe...

 

[brahmakid11]

(my mom) get the chicken out of the house!
(me) how can you tell a cute little thing like this to get out of the house?
(my mom) sorry... i don't think chickens are cute
(me) aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cochaura]

"I've got a couple bags of chicken poop for you in my trunk."
"I put the chicken poop by your car door."

 

[cheeka]

my neighbor, to me..."I'll trade ya some of my moo doo for some of your cock-a-doodle-doo"